INT. HUMMEL BASEMENT.
KURT: Dad! You’re home early.
BURT: Deadliest Catch is on. What are you wearing?
KURT: It’s a unitard. Guys wear them to, uh, work out nowadays. Do sports. They wick sweat from the body.
TINA: F-f-f-football!
KURT: Yeah, all the guys in football wear them. They’re jock chic.
BRITTANY: Totally. Kurt’s on the football team now. He’s the kicker – that’s the smallest guy on the field, right?
KURT: Yeah. Brit and Tina were just helping me with some conditioning work.
BURT: Hmm. Really. You know, I played in JC before I busted up my knee, popping wheelies on my third bike.
KURT: Cool. I guess we’ll havе something to talk about, then.