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Sex & the Iron Man 2: AC/DC at the Movies
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This my musical review of Iron Man 2 Mickey Rourke plays a Russian dude He's got electric whips and a bad attitude I'm really happy that Mickey made a huge comeback But you gotta admit he's kinda tough to look at (Ew, what's up with his lips?) I'm not sure why he's hatin' on Tony Stark I was getting popcorn when they explained that part Morgan Freeman really phones his performance in Oops, sorry, my bad, that was Samuel Jackson (Is this Avengers movie really gonna happen?) Iron Man 2, Iron Man 2 Not as good as part 1 But it was still pretty fun Iron Man 2 is like Chinese food I liked it at the time then it just slipped my mind (But Robert Downey gave a winning performance Imagine if they had hired like Ben Affleck or Colin Farrell Oww, that woulda sucked) I took my kids to the movies to see Shrek 4 Thank god that they're not makin' any more I'm sick of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy Once upon a time they were both funny Their jokes fall flat even in 3-D Shrek is abusive to his kids and wife From there it rips off "It's a Wonderful Life" They ran it into the ground and sucked out the fun Antonio Banderas is the only slightly funny one (And that's just sad) "Shrek: The Final Chapter" is one big disaster It was more of the same My kids thought it was lame "Shrek Forever After" produces no laughter And, c'mon man, that's the voice of Fat b*st*rd (And the dad from "So I Married an Axe Murderer" We get it Mike Myers, you can do a Scottish accent) I can't wait to see Sex and the City 2 With hilarious jokes about bags and shoes Let's camp out at the theater and drink cosmos I hope there's a montage where they try on clothes (With maybe a Madonna song underneath it, like Cherish) It's just like porn when I watch them shoppin' They're hitting their 50s and still bar hoppin' Reviews are calling it a pile of poo Oh wait, Mickey Rourke in this movie too? (Oh sorry, my mistake, that's just Kim Catrall)
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