Correction Paroles Too High par Lil Dicky

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Wassup, wassup y'all
LD aka Young Dick
Had to make a track about smoking weed, man
Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice
But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all
It's like, it's like, it's like
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
I'm with my team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of Bill Nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --

"Ayo, check this out... hahahaha..."
"Oh, my god... I forgot all about this shit
This shit is f*cking crazy... hahahaha..."
"Holy shit
Wow, I'm like, uncomfortably high..."
Now I'm getting hungry than a muthaf*cka
Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
Where'd I put that honey mustard
Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthaf*cka
Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week
How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask Jeeves
Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow)
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is f*cked
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried

And yeah I'm f*ckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this f*ckin place, cause he too high
Now I'm freakin out up in this bitch
Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
So I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror
Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cause the weed in you beating you
Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue
But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining f*cking something
That pretty girl I'm humping
Becoming my f*ckin cousin, or mother or brother
Or some other f*cking disgusting person
Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane

I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the f*ck a human being wanna f*ck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man I'm high as f*ck
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm f*ckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this f*ckin place, cause he too high

Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching Katy Perry
And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow)
Damn, I ain't even got no candy
So now I'm at the f*cking C store
Where ya man be torn than a maf*cka
Peanut mandm's or a Twix
Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
Homeland, Nazir
S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothaf*ckin street
Gotta wait until that muthaf*cka's green
Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks
Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
Crafted a long text, took about an hour
Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground
Man I'm f*cked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up
This sucks I'm high as f*ck

And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm f*ckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this f*ckin place, cause he too high
Oh my god
This shit is not fun, man
I can't stop thinkin' 'bout weird ass shit
Watching Lady Gaga
I can't stop thinking about who the f*ck Alejandro is
Who the f*ck is he?
Jerking off, I came during the position change
Like, in the porn, like when they was chaning positions, I came

Ain't nothing worse than that
Nothing worse than that shit, everybody knows that
Aye, but like, I've been thinking 'bout like
When the sun goes behind the clouds, what does it do?
Like, does it smile?
Like, what does it do, does it show it's dick?
It's something to think about
Like it's doing something, and we can't see it
So like, what's it doin? I don't even know like, what it's doing
Because, if it's showing it's dick, I'm tryna see that
I bet the sun got a big ass dick
Alright, I gotta go to bed
F*ck, I forgot about them chicken nuggets from the first verse
They still in the oven, damn, probably burnt as shit by now
I guess I gotta go get them, fire hazard
Goodnight

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