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In the red corner With more combined t**les than the Rehab album Weighing in at one-hundred-and-ninety-three pounds I F**ked a Turkey and Got Away with It (Crowd cheers) Contending, round two, for the championship belt The gluttonous gal who won't give in Weighing in at two-hundred-and-thirty-five pounds Amber Downs (Crowd boos) Now, fellas, I want a clean and fair fight; No animal abuse, no rape, no false accusations Fighting for the championship belt and internet attention May the best man win (Bell rings) What up, kids? She's back for round two Here's a little heads up of what we're gonna do; First, we'll start by outlining all of the problems Then, we're gonna talk about how we can solve them We'll start with the biggest issue that there is; Like when you left a dildo covered in sh*t You sent 'round videos, I’m glad that I was missed Because I don't want to see a brown fake d**k You made a fake account, proceeded to lie You didn't pipe down the first damn time You're like a hamster that can't commit suicide At least this time a snake didn't have to die It's okay, a revolution's great You came back a second time like herpes on your face From a one nighter ‘cause you never get the dates Because spending any time with you's a f**king waste Glancing at your crotch, it looks like your trans You have to check d**k, you'd force your hands down my pants You give everyone who gave you sh*t a ban You f**king look like you're Robbie Rotten's Nan Am I getting bored of sitting on the shelf? Life's so f**king hard, it’s like I’m in Hell Would I be a slag? I can't really tell So, I’ll whip my baps out and dress like an elf People gave me so much beef, I had to sort the file All these accusations, man, it's like you’re on trial You're a troublemaker and you're proper f**king vile Nine-nine-nine has got you on speed dial I donate sperm, please don't donate your eggs You’d make a little cash but you'd waste it on sex You're a waste of time, you're doing in my head You're so f**king broke, someone else bought you Greggs You live in everybody's DM’s You live behind the backs of all of your friends You live in a bin where the street ends You live in the lyrics of all these sends Hold up, wait, stop the beat, hang on I think I just found another dirty tampon Pu**y spit red, it's like a f**king dragon No protective suit so my head’s got a bag on Being schizo', drugs, rape, abuse Casual sex, ADD, fake accounts Sending n***s, home abuse and other untruths These are all the things that Amber's lied about Everything you ever do is seriously wrong It's why we took the time to make this second song The list of sh*t we had on you was really really long Sh*t like feeding a dog with a f**king bath-bomb I don't want to think about you ever getting munched I don't want to know if you've ever been lunch I don't want to see if you have teeth in your c**t Because your muff looks like a lasagne's been punched The v*****'s not supposed to be that colour I'd guess you’re into that, not like most others Open tumblr, I can see you’ve got udders Seeing your sh*t makes me physically shudder You send pics and clips of your t**s into Group chats with kids in, it's f**king sick I spent the time to type up this diss in a fit To fight back with the red wicked witch You tend to do a lot of sh*t visible It's why you make all of us miserable How are your home conditions live-able When you p*ss everywhere that's physical? You mock death and that's a bad mantra Considering your pu**y's the same colour as Santa This diss is way past banter Like telling people to ‘Go get cancer’ Here's the quick solution I’d promised I'd give There's one little gimmick, just one little trick Seeing that you need to do to get rid of the b*t*h Find that little share b***on and give it a click This track spreads further than your fanny's wide Sh*t gets too real and you run off and you hide You ran to a corner with your cronies and you cried This time you better be the snake that dies
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