(Spoken Intro)
Hey, Demetrius, how've you been spending your nights lately?
I sure have
I asked you how, not if
Aw, yeah, it's that time, all right
I guess it is time to sing about something that's very important to us
(Song)
Been a long week and it's time to set the mood
With candles and bubbly-wubbly and a big-a** plate of food
My tummy's rumbling, and it's almost time to eat
To sit on down and dig right in with the best company
But then I remember
What'd you remember?
There's no one home
I'm eatin' alone
So I do what I always do and open up YouTube on my phone
Eatin' alone, so I have to watch YouTube
Can't stand the silence, gotta YouTube
It's not sad, there's just no one here to talk to
Scat scooby doo scooby doo, it's YouTube
Yeah, YouTube
Yeah, food and YouTube
All I need is me, food, and YouTube
Yeah
I'm eatin' pasta, watchin' someone make a lobster bisque
And me I'm watchin' people poppin' pimples or a random Joe Rogan clip
Joe Rogan? I've tried eating without it and I'm never doing that again
And as for me, I've been pairin' all my meals
With amateur doc*mentaries that prove that the deep state is real
Wait, that's a really bad rabbit hole
Well, if it is, then let me fall
I need YouTube to eat, and eating to live
And I feel nothin' at all
(Spoken)
Wait, Demetrius, I'm getting concerned about the content you're watching vis-à-vis YouTube
How so? I feel better than anybody on this flat Earth
See, that verbiage is scary to me
No, what's scary is the snake DNA that the Rothschilds put into the vaccine to control your mind
Oh, no
Did you know George Washington's real name is Malcolm X?
That's just not true. How the hell is your algorithm giving you this?
Let's ask ourselves
Ladies and gentlemen, The Algorithm
(Verse)
I am the Algorithm and I'm here to help
B*t*h, I know you better than you know yourself
Oh, you watch travel vids? I can show you the world
Here's the 10 most savage moments from The Golden Girls
Wait, I do like that
Man, hold up a minute. How did you--?
I'll take you down roads that you never seen
B*t*h, I'm the architect of y'all's reality
(Spoken)
Well, here's an idea. How about you two eat a meal together?
(Sung Outro)
Eating together but still watching YouTube
Incomprehensible YouTube
Incomprehensible YouTube
Incomprehensible YouTube