Mr. President, do you have a minute?
Yeah, what is it, Mr. Secretary?
I have this friend
He's quite a guy
He's in a bit of a bind and he needs advice
How can I help you?
Not me, this friend, it's a friend
All right
He's in the public eye
Well, did something wrong
And he paid the price, expensive price
Made a mistake in his personal life
And now it's bleeding over into the professional
His enemies are said to strike
With news better suited to a church confessional
What they think they know
Isn't what happened and they know I know
They won't stop until the world turns upside down