Well, here I am in Hollywood
The entertainment capital of the world, so I'm told
But where are all the stars?
I've always heard that you see the stars just walkin' down the street
Well, I guess I'll have to ask someone
Maybe they can direct me where I can find some of the big names
I'll ask this big fella over here
Uh, excuse me, sir, do you know where I can meet some stars?
Well, I don't know, kid
I'd like to hеlp ya
But I'm gettin' my horse washed and grеased
And I'm in a little bit of a hurry
Uh, thanks, huh-huh
Boy, he sure looks familiar
Oh well, I'll ask somebody else
Pardon me, old-timer
Where can I go to meet some movie and television stars?
You got me there, son
I don't get into town a tad much
I spend most of my time there at the junction
Why don't you try Hollywood and Vine?
Hey, now aren't you... nah, I guess not
Well, there's gotta be somebody around here who knows where the big stars hang out
Oh sir, I'm new in Hollywood and
I'd like to know just where I can find one big name star
Where do they all stay?
Well, they're all over the place
Boy, you sure do have beautiful blue eyes
Well, thank you
I have a map here
And I'll sell it to ya for 25 cents
Uh, I don't have 25 cents
Well, okay, twenty
Oh, okay, but I don't really have that much time
I'll try somebody else
Uh, pardon me, sir
Yeah, what can I do for you, boy?
Uh, well, I wanna know where I can go to meet some of the big-name stars
I'd say your best bet, son, is to sit right here on the corner, right where you are
Hey, there's one over there
And he, he's callin' to ya
Hey, Gary, Gary
C'mon, man, wake up, wake up
Wha?
Hey, Gary, we're up next
*band members talking over each other*
And now, here they are, Gary Lewis and the Playboys
*crowd cheers*