EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOE BIDEN!
VS!
DONALD...
It’s the DJT gettin’ it on
The Teflon Don on the White House lawn!
Against wimps like you, I’ll win a third term
Your campaign’s like your family: crash and burn!
Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet? (Heh!)
Resist me? That’s a riot!
Why don’t you step behind a gym, I’ll be standing by
We’ll see how tough you are against the 45! (Uh!)
I shoot a hole through your whole party
Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani (Uh!)
Then I go and bone on Melania
I’m gonna smash you, Joe, like China!
I’ve got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar
I’m not a little girl’s shoulders, so you can’t touch this, MC Stammer!
You’re a disaster inciting hysteria!
You say I’m selling hate in America, you’re selling hatin’ America!
Like with Hillary, the people aren’t swayed!
You’re just Barack’s shadow, and I don’t really like the shade!