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Hide The Sausage (Rap Version)
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Ivor Biggun
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Well there's a brand new dance Everybody's trying to do It's better than the pogo The shimmy or the boogaloo You can do it by yourself But it's much more fun with two So come on everybody Let's go nuts and screw And this is just what you do You've got to... Hide the sausage Come on and hide the sausage It's time to hide the sausage tonight You've got to sink the winkle It's really very simple To straighten out your wrinkle tonight Come on let's play mums and dads The moon is shining bright Come on everybody and hide the sausage tonight Get it right out of sight It's a dance you can do on the sofa It's a dance you can do in the park You can do it round the back of Sainsbury's If you're quick and you do it when it's dark You can do it backwards, frontwards, and sideways Provided that you're over sixteen (I am... next birthday) You can even do it standing up, I've seen it in a magazine But you've got to be keen When you... Hide the sausage Come on and hide the sausage It's time to hide the sausage tonight You've got to sink the winkle It's really very simple To straighten out your wrinkle tonight Come on let's play mums and dads The moon is shining bright Come on everybody and hide the sausage tonight Get it right out of sight Hide that Sausage. Get it out of sight Hide it to the left and hide it to the right Hide it in the corner that mother nature planned And if you cannot hide it, then hold it in your hand Hide it somewhere safe and warm where it cannot be found Or stick it out the winder and wave it all around And don't funk till you've had enough sausage... ...would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole? Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose Tell the pink policeman where his purple helmet goes You can do it in a disco, you can do it in a small room If you wear baggy trousers you've already got the ball-room Into the old dark continent send Doctor Livingstone Warp the S.S. Enterprise into the Twilight Zone Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity... Belly to Belly, Toes to toes Plant that cuc*mber, my goodness how it grows The todger, the nodger, the old pork walking stick The Honourable member who stands for Hampton Wick The sausage, the banger, the roly-poly pud Lubricate the loofah it will make you feel so good Hide that sausage, Hide it, You won't be disappointed If you can hide it by yourself you must be double-jointed Submerge the old salami, sink the submarine Hot Dog Sandwich with a wiener in between Plunge that dipstick and get the engine crankin' It's much more fun than football and nearly as good as wankin' Show the bald head ferret where the bunny rabbit's gone But make sure he keeps his overcoat on! Well a little chipolata That points down to your toes Is as good as a big Frankfurter That reaches up to your nose And if it's a Wiener Schnitzel (Mein Gott) Or a hot dog stuffed in a bun Or a big black pudding Come and do it everyone You can join in the fun Don't be a wanker just... Hide the sausage Come on and hide the sausage It's time to hide the sausage tonight You've got to sink the winkle It's really very simple To straighten out your wrinkle tonight Come on let's play mums and dads The moon is shining bright Come on everybody and hide the sausage tonight Get it right out of sight Everybody Hide the sausage, come on and hide the sausage Hide the sausage, come on and hide the sausage Let's all conceal the saveloy Let's go barmy with the salami Let's put the toad in the hole Would you like to play a tune on my pork clarinet? Get it right out of sight
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