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One Dance (Anagram Parody)
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Zach Sherwin
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Picture... the oceanside Ned was a creep, lived on the beach He owned a kayak fleet That he'd keep in the shed Where he would sleep One day outside, he peeped What did he see? A granny from Denmark eating ice cream He tried to take it from her But she fought back; they fought That's right, in the canoe den Down by the ocean, lived Ned He stole a cone from a Dane Got hit with thе end of her cane, oncе more In that canoe den That's where you'd find ocean Ned He stole a cone from a Dane But he caught the end of her cane, ouchie Picture... celebrities... on a tennis court Conan O'Brein, Ed O'Neill from Married with Children Filmmaker Ethan Coen playing against these opponents: Twister Sister's Dee Snider, John Cena, the rapper, actor, wrestler Their matches would've been shorter if their serves had been better Dee and Conan, Cena, and Ed O'N., And and E. Coen were perturbed None aced one single serve, that's right Conan and Dee, Ed O'N. and John C And E. Coen were disgraced So many serves, but none aced, not one Oh... Tell me Some palindromes The same either way they go Forwards or back Both to and fro They're identical (Front way, back way) Toronto: Hot! No rot (Front, front, front way, back way) The motto: Started from the bottom (Front way, front way, back way) 6, eh? The 6! (Front way, back way) And of course, OVO Whether you're an old man Or a coed named Anne To Ontario with you "East-northeast? Can do!" Where December feels long As if it lasts an eon It's as cold as can be You will need no A/C unit This is the same Set of letters found in the name Of the Nicki Minaj hit "Anaconda" if it's a bit misspelled As a young lad, I had pimples real bad But now I'm grown and they're gone And just like my acne, this song is done
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