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Zoom University
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Yung Nugget
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So, Jimmy, I hear you're headed off to college next year Ahh yup, that's right grandpa Ohoho, oh I remember college like it was yesterday Really? What was college like back in 2020? Well, Jimmy, I attended Zoom University So I've been rollin' outta bed, at like 2:30 p.m And now I'm tryna' go to class, but I can't even get in My teacher like 65, I swear she don't got a clue I think she's tryna' give a lecture, but this b*t*h is on mute So I said "f**k that", I'm about to call up the boys And we were playin' Minecraft, when suddenly I heard a noise My teacher asked me, "Do you know the powerhouse of the cell?" But I said, "Sorry ma'am, this diamond ore ain't gonna mine itself" 'Cause I don't wanna go to school But there nothing else to do So I'mma just hop on Zoom now Man, what the f**k am I doin'? But honestly, maybe this quarantine ain't so bad And smoking gas inside my bedroom while she's teachin' me math My mama knockin' at the door, askin' what's going on I said it's all for science class, then I showed her my bong But now I'm bored and kinda horny stuck inside of this classroom I raised my hand and say, "I gotta go to the bathroom" My teacher gettin' mad, told me, "Sit the f**k down!" But I don't really give a damn, she can kiss my nuts now I opened up another tab and you know I'm on Xvideos Searching for big titty hoes who also got some pretty toes Finally saw the perfect one I'm rubbing on my pee pee Then I realized my cam was on and everyone can see me Man, this sh*t wack, f**k this class, I'mma 'bout to dip Every single person in this room just saw my f**king d**k But there's no need to cry, I realized that everything is fine They can't kick me out of school if all the classes are online
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