Correction Lyrics Friday Night Pyro (November 13th, 2020) McGraw gets Jake Awesome with Net Gun by XPWEW

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Show: XPWEW Friday Night Pyro

Date: Friday November 13th, 2020

Episode: 452

Channel: VICE Network @ 10 PM Eastern Standard Time / 7 PM Pacific Time

*PYRO Opening Montage*

Pyrotechnics erupt and blair throughout the arena and we are joined at the commentary desk by Nick Simmonds and the beautiful Kaitlyn Khaos. Kaitlyn informs us that tonight will be a stacked episode of XPWEW Friday Night PYRO here tonight on VICE television! Tonight Coby Caprice made one hell of a move last week when he was fed up with the mouth of Ruckus and tonight for the 1st time еver the hot young rookie Coby Capricе. Unsigned! Still training inside the Awesome Bomb Academy, After he took a cheap shot at The Set's Ruckus: Jake Awesome informed us that Coby Caprice has been exiled and fired from The Awesome Bomb Academy, but last week with we discovered that Golden Bryce added Coby as a member of 'Team Bryce' as he just needs one more partner! As of right now it is Golden Bryce, Alveno La Flare, Masato Tanaka & Coby Caprice (???) they need one more partner to take on THE SET which consist Ruckus, Siaka Lexoni, Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil! Bryce still has time to fill that vacant team member spot, Nick Simmonds adds "Well, the recruiting process continues. Also tonight Special Guest Referee Bill Alfonso! Fonzi! Will be officiating the contest of Doxy Deity versus Trish Adora, last week they took it to the Steel Cage where ultimately Doxy and Trish would exit the cage with both feet landing on the floor at the same time. Which caused Troy Clausen to obtain order, bringing in Fonzie where tonight we expect Bill Alfonso to call it down the middle. Lastly Kaitlyn Khaos informs us that tonight The newest member of 'Team Bryce' will go 1 on 1 with Myron Reed of THE Set and that..is next!

- Masato Tanaka enters

- Myron Reed enters with Kotto Brazil, Chrissy Rivera & Jordan Oliver (who is wearing a Jacques Dudley t-shirt)

< Last week clip airs: of XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver using an easel board to display his dominant reign as Champion ultimately ended up with him clowning how easily he beat Jacques at last year's Lockdown 7 event. To which Golden Bryce came out and implored Jacques Dudley (who recently asked for him XPWEW release) Bryce spoke directly into the camera last week "Jacques if you are out there and you are watching this, You are and have always been the heart and soul of this company! I want you to show up at Battlefield on the 22nd to represent Team Bryce >

1 on 1

M1: Masato Tanaka def. Myron Reed (w/ Jordan, Kotto & Chrissy)

Post match: Jake Awesome wearing THE SET satin jacket comes out and mauls Tanaka, awesome bombs him through a table, then suicide dives onto the ashes. Tanaka then gets awesome bombs on the steel stairs. And Awesome powders out with Myron, Kotto, Jordan and Chrissy Rivera and they jet out of the back of the building.

XPWEW Tag Champions Golden Bryce and Alveno La Flare along with Team Bryce's Coby Caprice calls for the ambulance and EMTs as they check on the feeble Masato Tanaka who just got mauled by The Gatekeeper Jake Awesome.

Bryce looks unsure because he murmurs to Alveno "I don't think he's gonna be ready for Battlefield...Alveno looks off in agony that they may have just lost Masato Tanaka as a member for the Team at Battlefield.

We then get a camera that follows The Set's Jake Awesome, Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver, Chrissy Rivera leaving the building. We then see Troy Clausen run into them.

Troy tells Jake that he has been fined $1000 for the microphone that he slung and broke last week during the show. Jake pulls out a stack of hundred dollar bills from under his tights and just flicks it in Troy's face and The Set walks away laugh mocking Troy (Myron and Jordan geekin)

We then see this cinematic shot, Leonard McGraw with the world t**le on his waist, he swerves into the parking lot area with a four wheeler.

Leonard revs the quad, pops a wheelie and The Set powers out while "The Gatekeeper stands right where he is" Leonard just maneuvers a gun on his hip

Jake: "What are gonna do Leonard, nothing. You won't do a goddamn thing."

Leonard: "Well I'm fixin' to do something with this here thing-ma jig that I doubt you'll forget in the very distant future."

< Leonard pulls out what appears to be a gun from under his camouflage jacket >

Myron: "He's got a gun!"
< Leonard McGraw shoots the net gun at Jake Awesome and the net wraps around him as Jake falls to the ground >

Nick Simmonds: "Leonard McGraw has just NET-TED Jake Awesome, what am I seeing?!?!?!

< Leonard starts brawling with Kotto than Jordan then he throws Myron over a car in the parking lot, he then turns around when Chrissy Rivera throws a wood pallet at his back, Leonard no sells the pallet and makes a step towards Chrissy and Chrissy just runs away to un-net Jake. Leonard gets back on his Quad, revs it up and drives away. Chrissy Rivera is trying to pull the net off of Jake Awesome. What a great moment here tonight on PYRO

- The Briscoe Brothers Jay and Mark enter

Tag Team Match

M2: Briscoe Brothers def. GG & Based Fabian

< The Briscoes destroys GG & Based Fabian in under 3 minutes >

Post Match: The Vaudevillains and Mandy Leon come out. Simon Gotch and Aiden English inform that at the Battlefield event on November 22nd, The Briscoes will get a shot at The Vaudevillains.

The Briscoes then say "and Simon & Garfunkel! Listen up! If we beat y'all at Battlefield then that means. Y'all gonna wrestle a bear just like you promised!!!!"

Aiden English "Deal!!! A real bear, Simon will do it!! Dea!

< Simon looks at Aiden with a facial reaction of "You moron why did you just do that, Damn it Aiden!"

Jay Briscoe: Good luck boys, Get some Preparation H because Dem Boys plan on whooping y'all 12th century a**es on the 22nd.

Mark: REACH FOR THE SKY BOY *Entrance music begins

Kaitlyn Khaos: Well now we know The Vaudevillains will take on The Briscoes in a tag team contest and the loser must wrestle a bear! What a stipulation! That match will happen on November 22nd at BATTLEFIELD! Order now on FITE TV

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Backstage: Garrett Thompson is with Ethan Bedlam punching a punching bag, while Ethan holds it for him. Golden Bryce and Alveno La Flare enter

Garrett just simply says "No"

Bryce: You know Jake Awesome is in the Set, I knew you guys got a checkered past.

Garrett: Leave me the hell alone, I want nothing to do with your b******* team. I want Leonard McGraw. I want the World T**le.

Bryce: Well to get a world t**le shot, it would look good to get win columns, because I spoke with Troy Clausen and every elimination, counts for a W in the win column. Think about it you could snag up 5 wins, in just one match.

Garrett: To be bloody honest I doubt you w***ers even win the match in general. Ok. I don't care for The Set and I certainly don't want to degrade myself and join 'Team Bryce' take your leave. For god sake, get a clue, I doubt you even keep your bloody shoes on... *cotinues punching, punching bag....

- Coby Caprice enters

- Ruckus enters with Siaka Lexoni

Nick Simmonds: "This is undoubtedly the biggest match in Coby Caprice's career to date"

< We see Alveno La Flare watching on a monitor backstage, while Golden Bryce is talking to El Demonio in the background, El Demonio has beef with The Set could he be joining Team Bryce for BATTLEFIELD?

1 on 1

M4: Ruckus (w/ Siaka Lexoni) def. Coby Caprice

((Very very close and match that showcased Coby but ultimately Ruckus hit a bankroll in the knick of time to win the contest. What a display of offense from Ruckus and Caprice. What a match.))

James Westerbeck is backstage with an irate Jake Awesome

Jake grabs the microphone angirly

Jake: "GOD DAMN IT! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL MCGRAW! You have gotten away with a bogus t**le reign, you have gotten away clean and scott free from me for far too long. You think you are so god damn funny throwing a net on me like a f**king child. You will pay for your sins at the hands of The Gatekeeper. My birthday is in 4 days. and in 9 days I get my world t**le back....9 days. Count your f**king days McGraw because you only have 9 days left in this god damn profession. So If I were you I'd seek employment. (Jake slams the microphone again)

James Westerbeck: Well that will be another $1000 fine from Troy Clausen

Jake: What the fu** did you just say to me boy?

James: Nothing...

< Jake grabs James Westerbeck by the scruff of his shirt and slings him over on the ground >

< XPWEW World Women's Champion Lotus joins commentary with Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds >

- Referee Bill Alfonso enters

- Trish Adora enters

- Doxy Deity enters with her manager T**o Santana

Special Guest Referee: "Fonzie" Bill Alfonso

1 on 1

- Winner will challenge Lotus for the XPWEW World Women's Championship in 9 days at XPWEW Battlefield

M5: Doxy Deity def. Trish Adora (thanks to a fast count from Referee Bill Alfonso)

< BILL ALFONSO WAS IN THE BACKPOCKET OF DOXY DEITY THE WHOLE TIME, So much for calling it down the middle!?!? >

< Lotus runs in and grabs Bill Alfonso, Fonzie just blows the whistle in Lotus' face, Lotus grapples Fonzie to the ground and locks him in the Helm Sharpshooter and Fonzie taps out like a little girl and blows his whistle over and over in panic! >

- Doxy and T**o Santana satisfied that they worked the system and paid off Alfonso, doesn't matter because now in 9 days at XPWEW Battlefield Doxy will get another shot at Lotus for her XPWEW Women's T**le

< Trish Adora looks upset that she got set up and played she grabs Fonzie's whistle from him, Fonzie on his hands and knees begs Trish to give it back, Trish then gently places it back on Fonzie's neck, he thanks her for being so kind, She then puts the whistle in Alfonso's mouth, he unsurely lets her perform that. Then the Afropunk Trish Adora connects an enziguri kick to Fonzie and the show closes with Lotus staring down Doxy Deity as the show fades to black

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