Correction Lyrics Friday Night Pyro (January 10th, 2020) by XPWEW

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Friday Night Pyro January 10th, 2020 Eugene, Oregon McArthur Court

Lotus enters HUGE POP “Thank You Lotus (clap clap clap clap)” is so loud she has to wait for the crowd to die down a bit before she can speak.

Opening Segennt: Lotus addresses that last week was the most satisfying 6 minutes of my life and Chris Johnson. I say “f**k your retirement” Stand up like a man. Get dressed. I raided the XPWEW offices early in the witching hour and I got your profile, Chris. I got phone numbers, Addresses, emergency contacts, I got financial information. But all I wanted Chris was your address. This right here is an envelope. I know xpwew used to book your flights for you but I took my own money here and purchased this flight. Departing from Memphis International to Seattle January 19th, 2019 I got this other thing, I comped this ticket. It’s front row. It’s for the Guilty As Charged ppv. And you know how it is for us pro wrestlers, if a fan steps over that rail, they are all ours. So Chris come to girly as charged. Fly to Seattle. Find your seat. At some point in the show I’m gonna come down to this ring and I’m gonna challenge to step over that guardrail and fight me like a man slams mic

Slayer and Rosemary comes down and Lotus walks right by them

Masato Tanaka enters

M1: Masato Tanaka defeats Slayer

XPWEW International Champion: Golden Bryce comes down and wants to challenge Masato Tanaka for the international t**le at the Guilty As Charged PPV Next Sunday; Tanaka accepts slayer requests rematch clause and it is now a three way dance at the ppv

M2: XPWEW International Championship Golden Bryce defeats Brian Lee

Slayer attempts to attack Bryce but that’s only a decoy distraction as Rosemary delivers a low blow to Bryce from behind. Slayer waves sarcastically walking backwards upward the ramp.

Twitch Ad with Golden Bryce & Dr. disrespect

Backstage interview: James Westerbeck is interviewing XPWEW Heavyweight Champion: Champagne Clausen. “Champ I think what the world wants to know now is what you spoke with briefly with John Oliver last week. is it true that you sedated— Champagne cuts him off “James, that’s a bad word don’t say that. I didn’t “sedate”. Anyone. My dad isn’t married, My dad is also up in age. My Dad was brutally beaten at Appalachia ok and you want me to be a bad son and let him try and exist with that pain. So yes I make have upped his dosage

Jacques Dudley enters “Well hey champ. I will admit I’ll take you sedating your Dad after my beating as a huge accomplishment. Champagne “Do you want a beatdown? Meet me in the ring chump. GM Romeo Roselli says I think Eugene Oregon wants to see you two pummel each other into oblivion next week.. but Champagne were 9 days out from Guilty As Charged and I’ve determined your PPV opponent will be decided! Tonight! In a 10 man Over-The-Top battle royal.

enters LOTUS Romeo: Um yes Lotus I wanted to speak with you I contacted Chris and he’s declined your match offer, He plans on staying retired. Lotus: laughs Predators like the dark. Cowards are people like to hide. He’s a coward. He’s a monster and a low life sc*mbag and I couldn’t stand all last week people celebrating his career like he did anything good, for anything. F**k Chris Johnson. I bought him his plane ticket, I sent it to his address and if he’s not a coward he’ll show Romeo: Lotus. That’s sort of the thing I wanted to talk about, You raided the corporate office Wednesday morning and because of that I have no choice but to suspend you without pay. But I’ll grant you a return match with an opponent at Guilty As Charged on the 19th. I’m sorry, My hands are tied. Lotus: So you want me to leave. Romeo: Yes Lotus: Make my opponent the women’s champion Romeo: I can’t do that Lotus: Then make my opponent Chris Johnson.... loud pop Romeo: exhales I’ll have you.....A match on the 19th Lotus: walks away

M3: Audrey Carbine def. Kiera Hogan by submission

The Plagueground enters and intimidate Carbine to walk to the back and have her concerned until...

McGraw and Kid (tag champs run down) Both teams brawl until Plagueground actually brutalizes Kid and attempts to smash McGraw’s arm in between the steel steps. That was rough. Now how is he gonna hit his trademark “Buckshot” finisher move now?

All Man cuts promo thanking his mentor Scott Steiner for pa**ing him his chain-link headdress

M4: All Man w/ All Woman defeats Ethan Bedlam after distracting Referee Kevin Madrox long enough to nail Bedlam with his Case Your Luck briefcase

Garrett Thompson makes All Man an ultimatum. 3 out of 5 falls for the case Your luck briefcase. So now at the pay-per-view GT vs All Man for the briefcase in a Best 3 out of Falls
Backstage interview: XPWEW Juniorweight Champ Jordan Oliver w/ Ruckus by his side. “3M Ultra. Boy you a flake. You a loser. You a lame. You a goofy a** scrub. I plan on making you famous when I defend my t**le at Guilty As Charged. This is your one shot pump, make it worth while. Cause I’m Jordan Oliver and I’m young, dumb Ruckus grabs mic and he’s coming for you N***a

Champagne Clausen joins commentary to watch the next match, to find out who his opponent will be at Guilty As Charged: Next Sunday

M5: 10 Man Over The Top Battle Royal

1 Contenders Match
Winner challenges Champagne Clausen for the World T**le at Guilty As Charged GG vs Based Fabian vs Joe Gacy vs Brodie Croyle vs Dragon Kid vs Leonard McGraw vs Jacques Dudley vs Ruckus vs Freight Train vs All Woman

Leonard McGraw eliminates Gacy & Croyle singlehandedly

Leonard eliminates Jacques and Based Fabian single handedly

Freight Train eliminates Ruckus

Ruckus angrily jumps back in and eliminates Train

All Woman eliminates Dragon Kid

Remaining: All Woman, McGraw, GG GG skins the cat after McGraw thought he got him over Stare down between All Woman and McGraw and he doesn’t hesitate and throws her over aggressively but quick as a cat GG is able to dump McGraw over for a HUGS UPSET WIN!!!!!!

women’s champ Amy Lee comes down in a hurry to congratulate her boyfriend GG and Champagne laughs hysterically over the mic, hopping around hilariously on his desk chair seat. “GG? A stunt guy? A former camera man? Are you serious? This is going to be a cakewalk” GG stands up straight looking at Champagne and he bumps into his shoulder and laughs walking by, shaking his head

Kaitlyn Khaos on commentary “Champagne is really really underestimating GG”

GG “HEY! HEY! IM TALKING TO YOU A**HOLE!” crowd pops Champagne turns around GG “Motherf****r this ain’t a joke to me, Name the match. I’ll beat you at it. 2020 is my year. Damn it and everybody here is going to find that out reaaaal quick” *crowd pops mildly, slowly coming around to rooting for the “loveable risktaker” GG Champagne: Perplexed Fine. GG. If that’s your real name. It’s going to be your hometown. Seattle Washington. crowd pops mildly cause Eugene. Oregon is close enough Champagne: “It’s going to be your hometown yeah well it’s gonna be my match. Yeah. My creation. It’s gonna be my legacy. And next week in front of the world. I’m gonna reveal my match. My rules. My idea. If your gonna beat me. Your gonna do it on my terms. But really, I’m so confident in beating you that...I don’t wanna go 0-1 in my own created match yknow Lol kidding. I’ll see you next week. You Lucky Duck you.
M6: XPWEW Women’s T**le

Amy Lee (c) defeats Lola Starr

After a short squash match Amy says she needs more compet**ion so she’s unloading the gauntlet and calling out all the “Heavy Hitters” and at Guilty As Charged she will defend her t**le against Doxy Deity. Audrey Carbine & Kiera Hogan in a 4 Way Dance *show ends

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