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Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright
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VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES! PLAYER 1: PHOENIX WRIGHT! PLAYER 2: PROFESSOR LAYTON! FIGHT! Time to show a heartless sham Who pa**ed the bar exam Hold it! If you wanna battle, it's a gamble like poker I am undefeated and we don't play jokers You spit tough? I call your bluff And come at you, a sneeze'll be enough It's over, watch your shoulder, keep your loved ones close or boom The bombs I throw explode to take another girl away from you From the way you're dressed Layton I profess that you don't know how to handle suits Well I'm the lawyer keepin' you from teachin' Luke your specter flute Hershel, if that is your name Oh wait, it ain't, you're just a fake You took that from your brother While he suffered with no guilt or pain The defendant is insane in the brain and that's no lie Tryna beat this when I'm heat as a Phoenix I'm so fly He be grooming teens, ident**y thieving, for those crimes I won't give in till we stick him in prison that's for life You're up against a gentleman in this foray with words You're absurd, boast achievements that you haven't even earned Won't be rising from the ashes when my prose will leave you burned Call it a turnabout 'cause lyrically I flipped the bird! Coming to battles, I'm training with weaponry, you do not want to parlay, ay 'Cause for a lawyer you're pretty defenseless when you're getting beaten and tazed I'm amazed You take the credit when your mentor did your work for you She died but she still held your hand, I bet she wrote your lyrics too Don't talk about girls when your only love lied and then went and framed you for a crime Threatening women? Oh Phoenix, there's reasons why you're still a virgin at 35 All objections overruled, your games are barely challenging When I'm through with you, you'll be the one that Maya's channeling I bury archeologists, make you a piece of history Did they do that to Layton 7? That's a Cheerful Mystery Makes sense a "flawless" character would drop a verse so bland Your Honor, I would like to call a Mary Sue to take the stand Resort to tropes, Mr. Wright, it's why you're second best When you act just like your partner: a damsel in distress My a**istant Luke is useful, can call him a keen observer Whilst Maya's kidnapped twice and three times been framed for murder Your riddles are nothing to cases I'm closin', I'll never be playin' your game, ay 'Cause the only puzzle I'm facing is "Why add a story mode into Brain Age?" Come on, you're bluffing, your rapping is nothing, but padding and evidence forged You can't afford to lose, this isn't a battle it's more an autopsy report To that I say "objection!" You're my copy to the end Don't step too close to what I spit, you'll turn to gold again I solved the puzzle into why you're such a crooked sleuth A shady lawyer who refused to tell Trucy the truth GAME OVER! CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER! VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
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