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Mad Hatter
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Very Smurt
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Well I was sad drinking at an Irish pub And then a hottie came up to?me?and gave my?back a rub She said ?don?t be?sad, man, don?t feel down? Then I saw her smile and?it?washed?away my frown I?was happy now For?the first time in a while Cuz my pretty little sugar kept a giving me a smile I was happy and I knew I?d be for the rest of my life So I bought a nice ring and asked her to be my wife She had told me she loved me every day Then one time, we were walking and the sky was grey Then my baby came out, then she said ?hey You?re my honey, I love you, but I?m just too damn gay? So I cried, I cried, I felt like I?ve died I felt so sad, cuz my baby had lied And now she had left, and now she was long gone And it was real trucking hard when I tried to move on So I told a therapist, and she felt real bad She said ?I?m real finna sorry dude, cuz now you?re sad? And then she said I gotta work on me Cuz I got a deep a** hole where my heart should be Now I felt like I was a heartless monster I was going Insane, I could have used a doctor So my best bud gave me her sewing machine So I sewed a nice hat, I?m like hey this is neat Yo, this could be A profession for me And I was having so much fun, I was filled with glee I liked making hats, so I made a few more Then all these other people started piling at my door They asked ?how much for this one?? And ?how much for that?? And I was pretty flattered that they wanted my hats I said ?a hunnid for that one, a hunnid for this? Then I went to the bathroom, I took a nice p*ss and I thought I love making these hats Anything from tops to caps (Yo I love making these hats they?re so nice) (I love making these hats they?re so nice) I love making these hats Anything from tops to caps Honey I don?t think I can get any madder Hey Alice, guess what? Baby, I?m the mad hatter, now So I worked, and worked, I worked my a** off To give these people hats, and I was getting cap offs Cuz I made the best hats in the whole damn city And I remembered back to when my hats were so sh*tty And now I was feeling better, and I was starting to cope With my loss But these hats they gave me hope So I made them too excessively, and I was going crazy Don?t know about the next part, that?s a little hazy But all I remember is I made a ton of money I was the richest finna, I had a lot of honeys But this whole business was making me mad And so my mind was going crazy, and I started to be sad This was too intense, so I had to stop I had to drop This and then my companies stock Went down And it brought a lot of people to frowns But I was feeling fine, and then here I am saying this now: I love making these hats Anything from tops to caps (Yo I love making these hats they?re so nice) (I love making these hats they?re so nice) I love making these hats Anything from tops to caps Honey I don?t think I can get any madder Hey Alice, guess what? Baby, I?m the mad hatter, now
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