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The Incredulous Ballad Of Shadman
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I had a dream about a dream from a dream within myself Yeah I'd like to f**k myself! I'm a self important portrait distorted from Horton, the Lord of The Ring of a showman who's boning every girl in the morning, it's boring After so long of red rovering every blonde b*t*h from L.A, this motherf**ker puts on his work shoes and gets sh*t faced Not from Captain Morgan but the overworking poison he laced Let's talk about that albino tiger that he never let out of it's cage This is terrible, terabytes of p*** lost on his laptop of Mrs. Incredible, damn she thick as f**k but is that thick edible? Guess that skin was shedible My lustful appet**e was fedible Don't call me Shadman aye aye I ain't a badman aye aye Just in a dreamland aye aye Call it a Candyland aye aye Don't call me Shadman aye aye I ain't a badman aye aye Just in a dreamland aye aye Call it a Candyland aye aye Hey get up off your f**king a** right now b*t*h! Neo Nazis are too colorful, may cause a seizure Remember that f**ked up dude who smacked his head on a bleacher? Teacher, Teacher! Don't call for help, the citizens of his world only answer back with "welp" Take off your pants, no condoms, leave some welps Counting up bands, this my waifu aye, come get your mans Don't f**k with the world, only f**k with my parents And my drawing tablet, and my d**k glans And you can never take that away from, the south will rise again I swear, it's doomed, it's history Doomed to repeat itself again on online enemies Swarm your f**king Patreon like a group of refunding killer bees And when you call me out I'll be the centerpiece of the attention I wanted from you and your f**king inquiries About the legality of my sh*t, you're digging into me Yeah, keep going, dig some more, buy me more diamond rings! Don't call me Shadman aye aye I ain't a badman aye aye Just in a dreamland aye aye Call it a Candyland aye aye Don't call me Shadman aye aye I ain't a badman aye aye Just in a dreamland aye aye Call it a Candyland aye aye
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