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The tendy man
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Alright, boys and girls, gather around, because I have a song to sing for you and it is a GOOD song, so f**k off if you don't like it. (clears throat) Here we go (violent scatting) COME ON! Who can take the sunrise Sleep it all away? Let the dark return So I can log online and play The tendy man Oh, the tendy man can Who can take a fandom (Whoo!) Ruin it with his pride? (A-Ha ha ha ha!) Swinging swords And sniffin' seats He does it all the time The tendy man Oh, the tendy man can The tendy man can 'Cause his parents pay the bills So that his world stays good The tendy man makes Every glove he takes Woolen back And fingerless Mountain Dew, Doritos chips Chicken tendies, so delicious! (Woo!) (hara**ment interlude) [spoken] Ha ha! Hey, girl! How's it going? Hello? You gonna answer me? Fine, b*t*h! Hahahahaha! You're a sl*t anyways F**k you! You piece of sh*t! Who can take rejection Make it not his fault? Women, girls and females don't know what they're missin' on! The tendy man! "Why don't girls want nice guys like me?" The tendy man can cause he's f**kin' dumb and f**k the tendy man! The tendy man!
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