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How to cook pelmeni
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Uamee
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Food too cheap to meter For the budget minded slavic eater Your wallet's walls are crumbling How about this very tasty Russian dumplings Ха (Ha) Bank account lower than Temperature Siberia Что мы блять будем есть? (Shto my blyat' budyem yes't'?) Это нах мистерия (Eta nah mistyeriya) End of month condition has come Arrived to test me Thank God for slav food By the name of пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Take a pot and put in water Somewhere over liter Toss bayleaf and pinch of salt Than place it onto heater Boullion cube is good addition But some think it's overkill Even though it's end of month Why not try be gourmet still? When water bubbles start to jump and Move to dance of pumping It is time to dump in those Nice and frozen dumplings Take a spoon stir the pot Use it as a brushee Don't let dumplings stick to pot Unless you like them mushy Wait for boil Wait for boil Wait for boil Wait for boil ХаХаХа (HaHaHa) Bank account lower than Temperature Siberia Что мы блять будем есть? (Shto my blyat' budyem yes't'?) Это нах мистерия (Eta nah mistyeriya) End of month condition has come Arrived to test me Thank God for slav food By the name of пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) Some minutes into boiling and You see the dumplings floating Wait for like three minutes more And then we start unloading Use whatever tool you have Perform the act of dishing I like use the same spoon Because it feels like fishing Cut the onions Dice the dill Big spoon sourcream Seal the deal All this food for just 1 Euro? Bank account lower than Temperature Siberia Что мы блять будем есть? (Shto my blyat' budyem yes't'?) Это нах мистерия (Eta nah mistyeriya) End of month condition has come Arrived to test me Thank God for slav food By the name of пельмешки (pyelmyeshki) I'm not a chef, dat boi just tourist If you want to make yourself Go watch Life of Boris ХаХа (HaHa)
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