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Pregnant Virgin
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Tyler Cassidy
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I woke up this morning excited my wife told me great news She told me she's pregnant, with our baby boy I was screaming and laughing and jumping so happy excited I was crying with laughter, i was crying with joy But then i stepped back and said: "Honey, but we ain't have sex yet So how are you pregnant, i'm really confused." And then she said "God got her pregnant without even banging And our son will grow up and he'll be the king of the jews." Oh, if my wife's a virgin then how in the hell is she pregnant I just don't understand it, it just doesn't make sense If my wife's a virgin then how in the hell is she pregnant How did we make a baby, without even using my d**k And then i said: "Honey, i honestly just don't believe this How can i believe this, are you out of your mind?" And then she said: "Come take a look up inside my vagina." And when i looked inside it, well her hymen was fine Oh, and now there's men crossing the desert on camel- and horsebacks And some guy named Shadrach, and they're bringing her gifts So now i'm just trying to figure out which one's the daddy Cause' they all look so happy, and im the one sitting here p*ssed
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