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I Can’t Drink Cider Anymore
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Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
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When we were still young enough to hang out down the park Never on a school night, at the weekends after dark We'd always find sources of cheap alcohol aplenty Buckfast wine, Glen's vodka, Hooch, and Mad Dog 2020 Using everything within our power to excess Substances to enhance interpersonal prowess But the wandering guy referred to as the Devil's brew I can bare no longer, as I'll now explain to you I can't drink cider anymore I can't drink cider anymore A cold lager and lime makes for a rather smashing time But cider is a thing I can't endure Teenage drinking was a curse and it left me feeling worse And other drinks we managed to procure Now I can't drink cider, I can't drink cider I can't drink cider anymore I can't drink cider anymore I can't drink cider anymore I'm absolutely fine with a beer or with a wine And countless spirits one may wish to pour But a single cider drink will make me throw up in the sink Lavatory or even on the floor Because I can't drink cider, I can't drink cider I can't drink cider anymore Just to be creative we would often try to make Clever combinations we might now deem a mistake Trying new concoctions at a breakneck record pace Making Sunday mornings an ordeal to have to face Day-trips to the bathroom the finale of the week Sat behind closed blinds with no ability to speak But one drink left an effect I would near soon forget And from those regurgitation's I have not recovered yet I can't drink cider anymore I can't drink cider anymore A Double G and tea is jolly good for me A Jager bomb will warm me to the core! I am the type of bloke who likes a nice spiced rum and coke And though I've tried many times since just to make sure I know I can't drink cider, I can't drink cider I can't drink cider anymore I can't drink cider anymore I can't drink cider anymore A well-aged Scottish whiskey can be a little risky But makes one feel satisfactorily mature I can keep on staying out on the ale or on the stout But cider leaves me bidding friends adieu Because I can't drink cider, I can't drink cider I can't drink cider anymore
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