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Who wants to be a pretty girl In a fancy dress When you can be an octopus Who makes a mess That sap Prince Charming He's such a schnook Ladies prefer a man with a hook Not the face! Not the face! Thank you You don't get an invitation So create a conflagration Seems a little extreme When your brother wrecks your toys You can slice the heads of boys Cool But don't you villains always die? Depressing kid It beats living happily-ever-after with some boring guy Bring on the princes We are predictable, dull as linen We seem to kiss unconscious women Same white teeth, same fluffy hair Big strapping chest, but nothing up there We seem super handsome but here are the facts; When we come on screen kids leave to get snacks We'll screw up the world's affairs You stay home and crank out heirs Life with me will not be easy You're better off with Doc and Sneezy
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