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Mario vs Link [Extended + Remastered]
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It's-a-me Mario A hundred battles under this Plumber belt Don't need a Fire Flower To bring the heat upon this Keebler elf Let me show him how we do it In the Mushroom Kingdom I hate to squash a fairy But somebody should've teamed him With an entire legion Of green pixie losers I'd send 'em back in hearses Just like the Koopa Troopas You think you're old enough So somebody's gotta tell ya Last night we made a Tri-Force Me, Peach, and Zelda So you rеally wanna step to the Hyrule Hitman? A fat littlе meatball Who's smelling like a sh*t can? You're calling me a fairy? Then I'm guessing you're a troll But I'd burn your little bridge Before I'd ever pay your toll My many incarnations Save my nation Evil killing While you jump on top of turtles Cleaning pipes for a living Your goal every level Is jumping on a pole I'll cut you down to size And flush you down your toilet bowl Alright, it's time to teach a lesson To this angry adolescent Underestimate the strength Of the brother that you're messin' I'm a legend on the console A hero of the franchise King of the Mountain And this battle was a landslide M on my hat I'm the Don of this game sh*t Time to scratch your name Off the top of my hit list All Time Star, b*t*h Can I get a witness? While you've got a game Named after your princess All those Magic Mushrooms Are going to your head I'm the link to your doom Lyrically, you're underfed It's time to nail the coffin I'm getting slightly bored And I sliced Peach in half With my other Master Sword Who would've thought the Princess would be so sleazy? She shacked up with Bowser And your bro Luigi I already told you Zelda's the Game But this is my legend It's one and the same I'm hitting the beat like a boomerang And defeat is your only option to claim Defeat never that I'm the plumber with the big tool Pound ya to a pulp And send a pixie back to Hyrule Dunk you in a toilet Flush it down and get a swirl You're just a peon In Super Mario's World You think it's your world But it's Link who's running everything Check the last decade And recognize who's really King Breath of the Wild is on the way I never lay down This was your second beating, Plumber Boy So please stay down
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