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Sex Turban
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Smosh
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I bought this turban at a garage sale And ever since then I've been an alpha male There's just something ladies love About a big, sexy turban Someone better hose me down 'Cause I'm so hot, I'm burnin' Sex Turban It's a magical sexual hat Sex Turban I wouldn't be caught dead in that Sex Turban You put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya Sex Turban Alright, fine. Do you have an extra? Not everybody knows Just how I get my hoes Whoa! Sexist! Not everybody knows How to respectfully pursue a woman That's better If you wanna get a lady in your bed Put a sex turban on your head Sex Turban It's a turban made of sex Sex Turban My ancestors were oppressed! Sex Turban No girl has ever touched me there Sex Turban Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair? At first I didn't think The turban magic was real And now I'm covered in ladies Trying to cop a feel It was cool at first But now I'm feeling harassed So now I'm gonna take it off So they stop groping my ass! Sex Turban It's a sex hat made of cloth Sex Turban You can never take it off! Wait! What? Death Turban If you take it off you'll die Dude, what the f*ck? Death Turban Just keep it on, don't ask why
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