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(Song) Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! My family's on the sleep So I won't make a peep I'll cook all night my most delicious recipe I still have quite a surprise In the morning when they rise They'll take a big bite of my overnight salad It's not easy to make Lots of ingredients it takes But it's worth it to serve my overnight salad Take a little bit o' lettuce Sprinkle in some cheese A little scoche of lemon And a gallon of mayo So many raisins An insane amount o' pepper Now you're makin' a salad 54 hot dogs Look who's back, it's mayo Don't skimp on the Fritos and root beer The croutons are cookies Add the pizza top, of course Then I let it sit all night on the radiator In the morning when they rise My daughters' eyes fill with pride When they take a big bite of my overnight salad The ultimate prize My husband, king of the guys When he chomps into a slice of my overnight salad It's all over their face My family loves the taste (Spoken) Oh my God, Nadine, this tastes like s---! What the hell is wrong with you? I thought you were gonna make a salad! It's my overnight salad Mayonnaise and lettuce left out all night? You need help, Nadine! Mommy, Baxter's not moving I gave him a bite of my overnight salad Are you happy, Nadine. You killed the f----- dog! Are you stupid? Your brain is sick! Maybe it just needs a big scoop of mayo There's a quarter in my salad! Why? (Song) Well, the quarter is the thing (Spoken) Nadine, Nadine, no, no, no. Just stop! Come on, girls. Let's go Well, I guess I'm gonna have to eat this whole thing myself. Doo dee doo dee doo overnight salad
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