Correction Lyrics Gonna Be a Better Cowboy by Saturday Night Live

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Another year has come and gone
And still we ride the range
And as the new year faces us
A cowboy ponders change

I decided this year to quit smokin' for good

I'm givin' up red meat and b***er

I'm gonna alternate shots of tequila
With a big-a** tumbler of water

Well, I won't take a whiz on the campfire this year

And if I get married, I'll show up

And I'm gonna watch where I spit when I chew

This may be the year that we grow up
Whoopee-ti-yi-yippee
Whoopee-ti-yi-yo
I'm gonna be a better cowboy
Whoopee-ti-yi-yippee
Whoopee-ti-yi-yo
Gonna be a better cowboy

I'm gonna make sex an expression of love
And not just a means of escape

I'm gonna stay out of those romantic flings
That are often mistaken for rape

And let's keep our hands off the cattle this year
And not just 'cause they had us arrested

It's bad enough that they're all gonna be killed
They don't need to be touched or molested

Whoopee-ti-yi-yippee
Whoopee-ti-yi-yo
I'm gonna be a better cowboy
Whoopee-ti-yi-yippee
Whoopee-ti-yi-yo
Gonna be a better cowboy
Well, I'm not gonna shoot at your feet anymore
Yellin' "Dance, little sissy boy, dance!"
And when you take a break, I won't holler "Stampede!"
When I see that you're droppin' your pants

I'm gonna get over depression this year
And stop cursin' the day I was born

And I won't be turnin' my saddle around
And ride down the trail on the horn

Whoopee-ti-yi-yippee
Whoopee-ti-yi-yo
I'm gonna be a better cowboy
Whoopee-ti-yi-yippee
Whoopee-ti-yi-yo
Gonna be a better cowboy

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