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Xi Ping Little Dick Funny Song with Kim Jong
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Rucka Rucka Ali
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Yes, hello Hello Are you ready for number one song in USA? China I'm running all of Shanghai I will hit you with a club if I find out that you bang guys Just hang out and bake rice Good luck finding me, we all look like the same guy We could make you new Nikes, or a bootleg DVD of A Bug's Life Our lead is so nice, give a Chinese toy to a kid that you like No, talk sh*t about Chinese clothes They're the finest that you know Drycleaning store is closed Whoa no, no I know we just met but here Eggroll, eggroll (eggroll) Eggroll, eggroll I grow little kids inside A hole, eggroll, whoa China is the greatest country, f**k where you are from We are best at gold and rugby, China number one I intern a million Muslims, made them all sign up For vacation in a camp ground, all because I got Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Just a little d**k We eat labs and pugs Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Just a little d**k We steal patents I from Pyongyang, I throw a Missile to the ground then it fall down, I poor now Please send some pork and a fork, let's go now Missile go real low now California, yeah b*t*h, really gonna blow now Call me your bro now, I own all of SoCal, you gonna glow now I know we just met but world explode Explode, explode, explode I bomb everywhere you thought I won't go Let's go, let's go I drop bomb into your country, blow up where you're from I'm a little bit of country, little rock and roll North Korea best Korea, South is getting f**ked I will eat all of the quinoa and you all get a crumb, 'cause I got Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Just a little d**k We gon' have some lunch Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Just a little d**k So, I will take Taiwan and Seoul Also North and South pole China will attain control Oh no, it's cold Bro, I'm like Asian Dave Grohl Always try to reach my goals The election that I stole We take over your country, Asia number one We don't like you 'cause you're honkeys, Muricans are dumb Always eating fries and Big Macs with a stupid fork Learn to hold a f**king chop stick, sh*t isn't so hard Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Hold the stick inside your thumb Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Just a little d**k Eat a bag of bugs
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