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Ace Man (Adam Carolla Tribute)
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Rucka Rucka Ali
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Kiss my rich ass What's up b*t*hes? Rucka Rucka Ali Hahaha Ace Man Ace Man Giovanni Giorgio With the cornrows Hoes watch your cornholes It's Dawson Later ? Yo Teresa Weezle We coming from the streets Let's learn the history Of that guy Adam Carolla from MTV Who? His parents smoked the dope and bought Chip for cheap He dropped out of junior college Lived with like seven guys In a crack house One bedroom His buddy Ray squirted from his ass His buddy Chris p*ssed past the cloud Their landlord slept in the basement With a gun And headphones So he won't wakе up and shoot Jimmy Kimmel was like "Black guys don't ski very good" Thе janitor was like "Yo man I heard what you said You just a broke motherf**ker I got my boys on the phone We about to run f**king bullets Through your b*t*h ass b*t*h n***a f**k your life" So Adam walked in and said "Ayo Jimmy you could whoop his ass I know karate sh*t Yo call me up if you tryna Has me come f**k round on your show ????" Kevin & Bean Ace Man Made some crank calls Jimmy Kimmel jackoff in the bathtub And made Adam sat in there with his jizz all around him Adam had to work hard and be poor He always had his folks support (Oh yeah) He complained like a starving jew And that's when he met Dr Drew (n***a fo hizzay) Went on Love Line Stepped on toes And Ricky was gone Ace landed The Man Show It had tits and as*h**es And then it was cancelled Thanks Doug Stanhope Who? And then he made Crank Yankers He's the voice of death And the pig on that show And he probably also f**ked Julianne Hough Howard thought himself to be the Jesus of radio And went over to Sirius Adam said he's leaving Love Line So he can start doing mornings And then Love Line's f**king audience Cried and scream And f**king hung themselves Dave Dameshek made fun of Asians Hirohito tried to get all of them canned Oh hell no Adam was like "I didn't say anything" He won't admit All Asian countries hates each other Adam tried Bonaduce a bit But he wouldn't be quite So then he got the bullet Teresa and Bald Bryan Holding it down from then on Bald Bryan's the f**king man He's had a tumor Oh well One day the voice upstairs said f**k all this Tom Leykis sh*t Let's pander to women Oh Carson Daly ruined it Late night TV's not enough Lets give him mornings too Adam took the millions he made from The Hammer And make his show a podcast And with the help from his dedicated crew And his dedicated fans And a black guy The podcast now is the number one podcast ever Ever And if you don't listen to the podcast yet We gonna come f**k you up motherf**ker You know who the f**k I am? Rucka Rucka Ali Rucka's Nuckas bow down to motherf**kin' speakers And break your f**king face b*t*h b*t*h ass n***a With your left turn ass arrow bullsh*t I am tired of that sh*t I ain't stopping at anymore left red turn arrows This is America Motherf**ker I am trying to raise a generation of patriots
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