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Wes Craven vs James Wan
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EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES JAMES WAN VS WES CRAVEN BEGIN Straight from the grave, this ghost’s come to face off? Then I’ll flip this around as our ways cross Cause if you really wanna play with James Wan Then your jig is up, Craven, it’s game on! You’ve been f**ked from the start with your carnal gore Must’ve picked it up from making all that hardcore porn But now your awful bores collect rotten scores Only good for watchers when they wanna munch on corn But it’s no wonder Freddy came from your mind To escape from the kinds of depraved sh*t inside Both our films serve as great inspirations, alright Mine for creative work, yours for taking a life Now the first Nightmarе wasn’t bad, I’ll admit But when part two was written, you bashed it and quit Thеn you ran for the hills tryna catch up to this But the third started and they dragged you back in their sh*t I’m the mind behind the top earning horror franchise of all time Another in the top five, no legacy can top mine I stepped out the genre, dropped billion-dollar hits While your non-horror flicks...do they exist? Yeah, you’re stuck with the genre, but you’ve turned crap at it I’ve seen scarier films from Wes Anderson And with all those marriages you’ve had to let rot You’ve gone through more rings than Sidney Prescott Quiet on set! You’re starting to bore I thought that ‘The Nun’ was the loudest I’d snore You’re gunning to be number one, but I wonder Were reviewers booing the best you could conjure? Jumpscares into the deep blue, you say no genre can stop you? Now superhero fans are taking shots at Wan, too Your movies are becoming as soulless as Annabelle This dummy would be nothing but a hack without his pal, Whannell Signed yourself to Blumhouse, but now your talent is wasted Shoulda kept that verse locked in Ed and Lorraine’s basement It’s true a dark movie can be the most frightening But I’m talking plots, not your damn low lighting Your prosthetic effects are as common as your good bars Go ask James Charles if makeup is too hard You use cheap tricks, my fear lingers for years in kids My satire of all your tropes is taken more serious Like your cinematic universe, the world will forget you So take a bow...and kneel to the MCU With effects pushing limits of what’s crafted by hand Your method lacks all the charm, the final product is bland Just push a couple keys and the code does the work? *It’s like you CGI’d that verse!* Spent your childhood trapped by your parents’ Baptist practices, stripped you of all your freedom No amount of churches I haunt could ever match those religious demons Practical effects are impressive, true But they limit the vision of what artists can do But you had everyone rallying to ban your first production And you’re really gonna rail on me for pushing buttons You’re in my world now, no way you can handle it Your sequels proved your standards dropped worse than your daddy did You’ll be forgotten in time, this whole genre is mine And still no stopping my grind, b*t*h I’m Wan of a kind Well, someone’s p*ssy, though I shouldn't be surprised When this guy gets inspired by the bottom of a pint Had your agents on your ass, your thoughts turned violent But when it came to film ideas, your brain was Dead Silent While you and Tiny Tim were tiptoeing through the tulips I took my Swamp Thing and it actually concluded You’re no king, your movies use every trite cliche Like you got possessed by the soul of Michael Bay Jigsaw is steps away from the fame of Freddy Too bad he became an icon when you left already You’d think your scares took everybody by surprise But not even the hills had to cover their eyes The Elm Street kids would thank you, Wan, your yawn fests put the whole world’s teens to bed Took the spotlight off of real terror, now it’s safe to sleep again WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES! PARODIES! PARODIES! PARODIES!
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