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The Awful Truth About Hannah Montana
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Robert Lund
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I stand up, my pants fall down I get arrested and dragged downtown I'm waterboarded, and when it stops I've got this message for the cops: While you waste your time with me An evil blonde is running free Underneath her headset and sequins Lurks a true juvenile deliquent! Hannah, Hannah Montana Carjacked my van in Tarzana Hannah, Hannah Montana Bitch-slapped my Nana She may look cute, she may look nice But she's invaded Belgium twice She runs on battery - and assault And global warming is all her fault Hannah, Hannah Montana Imports her hash from Havana Hannah, Hannah Montana Burned down AtlantaShe started typhoid and M.S. And the global economic mess Don't tell my achy breaky heart That her music makes me shart Hannah, Hannah Montana Hates all Arquettes but Rosanna Hannah, Hannah Montana Smoked my banana Every time an earthquake hits Guess who is having giggle fits? Hey, tweens: Our lawyers require us To say Beware of the Miley Virus!
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