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Engineers are your Friend
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I was guardin’ the point at some dusty old joint- My trusty Dispenser nearby But along came a rocket when I couldn’t block it And I knew that Soldier must die So I gave his big noggin’ a serious floggin Then put a round in his rear end! And now he’s digestin’ without his intestines Cause Engineers weren’t his friend The wrench is his scythe! He’s a herald of doom! The Gorge is a grave and the 2Fort’s a tomb It’s too late to duck if you heard it go boom But Engineers are your friend I had me a chum who would chug too much rum Then go blow the place up, as kids do But I realizеd one night as he vanished from sight That ol’ Tavish was workin’ for BLU Whеn I saw I’d been tricked, I was pretty dang ticked And my fists, well, they started to clench And he screamed and he bled when I took off his head With the business end of this here wrench The blood runs like rivers when I come around~ I’ll blow you to slivers all over the ground! We’ll bash you and beat you until we de-feet you But Engineers are your friend Her name was Katrina, and if she had seen ya You would prob’bly be dead in a box She was little and cute, but hot dog, she could shoot Like a drop-dead’n, three-legged fox! She died from a sapper, but I couldn’t scrap her So Trina got made a new twin And her new baby sister, she miserably missed her But never missed no one again And I’d smile and strum on my blood-stained guitar While no-scoping sc*mbags both near and afar- We’ll blow all your brains out, whoever you are! Me and all of my friends… So don’t be afraid to come sit by my fire And toast up a wiener or two… But if you double cross me, then things will get saucy And I’ll blow a big hole straight through you We’ll ma**acre Medics and skin every Scout! We’ll hang every Heavy and gouge their eyes out! I’d kill this whole crew, but it ain’t wearing blue… Oh, Engineers are your friend!
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