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Cuntry Boner (disco Viagra Mix)
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Puscifer
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Maynard: f**ked Dolly Parton f**ked Loretta Lynn f**ked Barbara Mandrell And f**ked all of her kin I've f**ked Danny Pearl I f**ked Elvis Presley's little girl I f**ked the Judds Paz: You f**ked the Judds? Maynard: Hell yeah! (Chorus) My cuntry boner, it won't go down Maynard & Paz: It won't go down, it won't go down My cuntry boner won't go down My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down My cuntry boner, it won't go down (Chorus) Paz: I f**ked Willie Nelson I f**ked him deep inside I f**ked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died I f**ked Dwight Yoakum Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him Paz: I f**ked the Judds! Maynard: You f**ked the Judds? (Chorus) Group... sex (x3) Our cuntry boners, they won't go down f**ked Alabama f**ked the Oak Ridge Boys f**ked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy I f**ked the cast of Hee-Haw I f**ked Glen Campbell, f**ked him on a see-saw Kenny Rogers thought it crass When I f**ked his big white ass I can't help it.... (Chorus)
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