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The Pendant of Kultainen
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Paul Shapera
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Kevin: Wow you people are a mess. Ok thank you, could all three of you please go over there for a bit? Abi: So what does your gut tell you? Kevin: That they're all idiots. What about you? Abi: Well I'm getting a really interesting read off this Kultainen pendant Kevin: Ryvyr, what can you tell us of this thing? Ryvyr: They shouldn't have it Kevin: Right. Got it, but what is it? Ryvyr: Oh, you know I have the perfect story for just this occasion! Storytime! Story story story storytime (it's storytime) All right yeah baby baby yeah Story story story storytime (it's storytime) All night long, oh yeah! Years ago a volcano spread a faminе though our land The goblin tribe tried to survivе, but there was little food at hand Muk muk mash was all they had to eat but every day at dawn A herd of poro ran right by, but no one could wake up in time A stimulant might do the trick to get the hunters on their feet But goblins, sad to say, cannot score either meth or tea The pendant weaves these golden leaves That we seep and use for tea Like the peeka bees so happy we will be Golden leaves will make our tea The pendant weaves so carefully And then merrily upon our feet we'll be The Shaman set upon a quest to the mountains of Samu And in its crags there lived a hag with magic gifts that they might use The hag said, "if I give a gift, the pendant of Kultainen then A quid pro quo you must bestow a favor in return you give” The court of hags would meet at last and all a pedicure would love So she agreed though their foul feet were rancid, gnarled and macabre I don't mean to make a scene about the court of hags foul feet But they were really really I'm not trying to body shame but a little personal hygiene goes a long long way cause trust me their feet were really really gross and stinky Though she puked a time or two, she triumphed, brought the pendant back The goblins we could make our tea, and hunt the poro meat at last The pendant weaves these golden leaves That we seep and use for tea Like the peeka bees so happy we will be Golden leaves will make our tea The pendant weaves so carefully And then merrily upon our feet we'll be Story story story storytime (it's storytime) Oh yeah oh yeah Story story story story (it's storytime) All night long, all night Kevin: So the pendant makes gold leaves Ryvyr: That we use for tea Abi: You make tea from gold? Ryvyr: It's amazing Kevin: Well something that manufactures gold is definitely-- Whoa what happened to the lights? ... Why did the lights go out? Ryvyr: Everyone's gone! Kevin: Oh no, they all fled we're gonna have to-- Abi: That's not the most interesting thing happening right now Kevin: It's not? Abi: No, the appearance of a time door is Kevin: Time door? Abi: Right there Kevin: I don't see anything Abi: I promise you there is a time door right over there Kevin: How is there a time door? Abi: Well there's two likely explanations. It was opened by a person Kevin: Right Abi: Or a thing Kevin: A thing Abi: Like for instance the pendant Kevin: Wh- wait wait wait. How can a pendant open a time door Abi: You're assuming pendants don't possess consciousness Kevin: What? How can a pendant possess consciousness? Abi: Asks the talking mouse Kevin: Huh.. Abi: I'm picking up a call from the pendant from the doorway Kevin: It wants us to go through the door? Abi: Kazam Kevin: Did you just say Kazam? Abi: Yeah, I'm thinking it-- Abi and Kevin: Could be my(your) new catchphrase Kevin: Yeah yeah yeah, we'll deal with that atrocity in a second. Do we-- Ryvyr: It is imperative that we retrieve my people's sacred relic Abi: If the pendant is calling to us across time, we should follow Kevin: Well I've never seen a bad idea I didn't go rushing headlong towards
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