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The Squip Song
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Original Broadway Cast of Be More Chill
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Freshman year I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue I was a loser just like you Good times would only soar by I was gross As every female could attest My sexting was a futile quest My little p*n*s was depressed He was so lonely The poor guy! I was hopeless, hopeless I was helpless, helpless Every time I'd walk the hallway I would trip I was stagnant and idle I was so suicidal And then Then, then Then, then Then, then Then, then Then, then Then, then I got a SQUIP You got quick?! Not quick SQUIP I've just never heard of it before Yeah, that's the point! This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet sh*t (sung) It's from Japan It's a gray, oblong pill Quantum nano-technology CPU The quantum computer in the pill will travel Through your blood until It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do So it's like... Drugs? It's better than drugs, Jeremy It's from Japan! (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) It's a gray, oblong pill (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) Quantum nano-technology CPU (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) The quantum computer in the pill will travel Through your blood until (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) It tells you what to do It's preprogrammed (Ohhhhh) It's amazing (Ohhhhh) Speaks to you directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah) You behave as (Ohhhhh) It's appraising (Ohhhhh) Helps you act correctly (Ohhhhh) Helps you to be cool! It helps you rule! 'Cause right now you're Helpless, helpless You are Almost hopeless On the school's social map, you're just a blip But if you Take my advice and if you pay the listed price Well, then you go from sad to interesting To hip - Yeah, your whole life will flip! When you buy a SQUIP! Hey, yeah, a SQUIP-IP-IP! (Oohhh, ahhhh) Hey, a SQUIP! (Oohhhh) Hey, yeah! (Ahhh, ahhhh) No longer a drip when you got in your grip A SQUIP A SQUIP A SQUIP! (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
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