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Apologies to Denver
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Open Mike Eagle
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Yo [x13] Denver town City on a mountain Pussies flowing - sorry Pussies like fountains - sorry Pussies like a river I'm an orgasm giver - sorry Alright - sorr- Yo Here's the thing about me and your mom I objectify her when I'm rapping but we get along I'm an equal to her, she's a partner to me I support her from behind I don't lead the patriarchy Denver town - I f**k your momma - sorry When I f**k your momma My d**k shatters the glass ceiling That's the point I break it with my big hard hammer d**k We'll edit that later so it sounds like I came up with that Big hard hammer d**k Denver town - I f**ked your momma silly - sorry I f**ked your momma so hard I'm like Billy Bob Thornton Sorry - I know you probably don't like him Nobody does - he's like human lichen That's a kind of mold or spore f**ked your momma out on the floor - sorry But it was - it was intimate It was the floor of a - a cabinet Specially designed By an architect I hired to make her feel fine Not that she needs my help I took her to a restaurant she chose through Yelp She said "can I get potatoes?" I said "yes" I say yes to everything your momma says - guess what? She loves me more than you Does that make you feel emasculated? It made her feel elevated Like the altitude of Denver town City on a mountain Pussies flowing - sorry Pussies like fountains - sorry Pussies wet - sorry Pussies getting juicy - sorry pu**y's a classic like I Love Lucy - sorry Sorry not sorry not gonna apologize f**ked your momma between her creamy beautiful thighs Sorry - and creamy doesn't mean white It just means smooth and delicate and tight But I'm not body-shaming either If your momma was fat, I would still eat her beaver - sorry Denver town City on a mountain Pussies flowing - sorry Pussies like fountains - sorry Here's the thing about me and your mom We're equal partners and our relationship is strong I wouldn't cheat on her, I wouldn't run around I would never talk to her as if she was down underneath me I always consult with her Unless I get irritated then I go RARRRR! Shut up! But... you know... big hard hammer d**k I look inside and I see two settings One for my d**k and the pussies that I'm wetting I thought it was a favor, I thought it was chivalry I didn't know 'til I looked inside of me I said "Oh sh*t! I a part of misogyny! I'm contributing with silence to patriarchy! Rose McGowan had to step up hard Then they suspended her from Twitter - remember that? Denver town City on a mountain Pussies flowing - sorry Pussies like fountains - sorry Pussies like a river I'm an orgasm giver - sorry Alright - sorr- Yo f**ked your momma so hard she started giving water f**ked your momma so hard my d**k became her daughter My d**k is now a woman it's got titties called balls I took her to Canada - Niagara Falls And I married her, I'm committed to her for life I'm like a spoon married to a knife We're silverware, me and your momma We belong together forever I wanna I wanna be with your momma forever
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