Correction Lyrics The Number in the Middle of the Show (2013 Emmy Awards) by Neil Patrick Harris

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The Emmy Awards are three hours long
There's still ninety minutes to go
But time is just right to sing you a song
Called "The Number in the Middle of the Show"

At this point a host could choose just to coast
To that I say thank you, but no
Some give you their least, I give you my most
Hence this number in the middle of the show

Opening numbers are so old hats
Even Hugh Jackman does stuff like that
Closing numbers are just goodbye
It's number in the middle that gets me high

(spoken)
Hi

(sung)
So this time around, we'rе trying something new
To help rе-establish the flow
And now without any further ado
Here's some really sexy dancing in the middle of the number that's the number in the middle of the show

(spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Emmy gold dancers

Here's just a little bit
More of the middle bit
Here's just a little bit
More of the middle bit

Hey! Versatile actor Nathan "Castle" Fillion and Emmy-winning comedian Sarah "The Sarah Silverman Program" Silverman, what are you two doing here?

Neil, when we saw you start singing we were blown away

Thanks!

We knew we had to be a part of it, Neil

So you just arranged this cameo in the last like ninety seconds?

We have great publicists

Shut up, I'm gonna sing

(sung)
A solo in the number in the middle of the show
You can't spell cameo without me

We're completely live so I'm really gonna try
Not to say vagina on TV

Alright Sarah, couldn't have not said it better myself

(sung)
I could dance forever, 'cause I want more
More of the guy who held me up before
But we're running tight so now we need to flow
To the beginning of the end of the middle of the show

The Emmy Awards are three hours long
Now there's three minutes fewer to go

Thanks to this extraordinary

Completely arbitrary

Number in the middle of the show

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In the middle of the
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Of the show

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