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Merry Christmas Alora
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Neil Cicierega
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Well, I would like to say Merry Christmas to Alora And if you were Jewish I could rhyme that with menorah I thought of some presents, like five Jackie Chan dolls A brand new computer, or Fabio's manballs But I'm a cheap b*st*rd, so I made you a song With a Flash animation of Mario in a thong Your birthday is soon, but too close to Christmas So you won't get anything! (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!) I know you'll have a very Merry Christmas, yes I do Cause Santa says he has a very special gift for you! (Ho ho ho!) (Mamma mia!) (Woaaaaah-)
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