Correction Lyrics Dita: So I pull him off her & I said... by Madonna

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Dita: So I pull him off her and I said, "You disgusting pig! How could you f**k somebody? And most of all how could you f**k Cyndi Lauper?" All of a sudden we were in another room and I was beating up on him, saying, "How could you do that to me? How could you do that to me?" He says, "Oh, man! She's not the only person I f**ked. I f**ked your maid." I said, "You f**ked my maid? You disgusting pig! How could you f**k my maid?"
He said, "Not only that but I f**ked Stephanie Seymour"
So I started beating up on him and then he started doing all these weird gymnastic routines...this doesn't sound like a sex dream, I know...
Doctor: Please go on.
Dita: So he's doing handstands and one handed handstands and then hе lowered himself to thе floor and started humping the floor. I said, "What are you doing?" He said, "I'm free-jacking, man. I'm free-jacking." He said, "Yeah, you know me. I was free-jacking before you met me and I'm doing it now." And he just humped the floor.
I got really, really upset and I ran into this other room and I saw a payphone and I called up my manager and I said, "You've get to get me out of here! Don't you realize this is a publicity stunt? It's only so the French can have something to write about in the newspapers for the next couple of months. I haven't done anything. Get me out of here!"
He said, "We'll be there. We'll do what we can. There's a lot of bureaucracy..."
So I got really mad and I hung up the phone and I sat down in this chair and I started crying. Pretty soon somebody was rubbing me on the back and patting me and ma**aging the back of my neck and saying, "It's going to be all right." It was kind of sexual and I was kind of responding to it and I looked up and it was my maid. She was doing this to me. And then I woke up. But I was attracted to my maid. And that's the last sex dream I remember.
Doctor: How long was this before you fired her?
Dita: Actually, I think I fired her that day.

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