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Welcome to Planet Crotch
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London Yellow
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We are now approaching Planet Crotch Home of the most scrumptious a** in the galaxy Bing bong Hey, D**kbot Bring us down for a landing Bing bong We have landed Opening main door Boys, welcome To Planet Crotch There's so many aliens here What are they all doin' here, Shoebill? There's socializing This is the place where life forms across the galaxy go to find a partner for casual sex So it's like a huge, city-wide space club? I guess you could say that Oh my Lordy What the hell is that? (Timothy at quite heart) That's Queen Queef-A-Lot The royal ruler of Planet Crotch Please scrub me, Timothy She has, one, two... Seven t**s? Oh my God She's amazing I'm gonna go talk to her Wait, get back here, you f**kin' lame Sorry, I can't hear you Shoebill I'm too horny Wait! Nooo! Excuse me, your majesty I wish to take you to my spaceship, where we can have some wet hot alien sex *gasps* Okay fine, it's not my spaceship, it's my friend's spaceship But the offer is still on the table for the wet hot alien sex That's not why they gasped You think you have what it takes to satisfy all of my many holes? In my realm, you must sing to me a song to prove your worth If I enjoy it, you will take me to your spacecraft for intercourse But if I despise it, my executor Timothy Will behead you publicly While whispering pansexual messages in your ear I like a little bit of everything Dalla, this is a bad idea Everyone's who attempted to sing to her has been publicly pansexecuted We should go back to Earth and call it a loss Captain Shoebill, desperate times call for desperate measures And I would rather die in the search for delectable a** Then walk away while it is just within my reach I'm gonna give that princess the serenation of a lifetime And if I die in the process Then so be it Queen Queef-A-Lot, I accept your challenge Very well Everyone, we have a new contender Citizens of Planet Crotch Let the serenation begin Nothin' but a little bit of fun between two space creatures I just wanna have a little fun I just wanna put somethin' in your b*** You kinda smell like macaroni and cheese It's a beautiful fragrance that can't be denied to me But it doesn't bother, I just wanna be part of your stinky family I wanna get between the toes and lick out all that cheese Ugh, that was awful Guards, execute him immediately (Woah, woah, no no no) Wait, I wasn't done yet Dude, just let me finish and then you can execute me Ugh, fine You may proceed
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