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Nardwuar vs. Lil Uzi Vert (2018)
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Lil Uzi Vert
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NARDWUAR VS LIL UZI Nardwuar -Hello, Lil Uzi! Uzi -How you doin'? Nardwuar -Good! Uzi -How you been? These is hard! Those is crazy crazy. Those crazy crazy. Those are nice. Nardwuar -In honor of Lil Uzi Vert Uzi -And I'll tell you another thing too. I have that same exact, um... I've got it from Search And Destroy. I have that same [?] you have. Nardwuar -[?] Uzi -Yes, [?] Nardwuar -Which matches the pants Uzi -I have the pants too, I also have them in blue Nardwuar -Was it hard to get? Uzi -No, I got it in New York Nardwuar -And you are Little Uzi... Uzi -Vert Nardwuar, nardwuar Nardwuar, nardwuar Nardwuar -Who are you? Uzi -I'm Little Uzi Vert, um, from Philadelphia Nardwuar -Little Uzi Vert, welcome to Vancouver British Columbia, Canada Uzi -Thank you for having me! Nardwuar -Right off the bat, Lil Uzi, I have a gift for you and it's in this towel right here Uzi -It's an animal. Hahah, The Animal Nardwuar -The Animal! Uzi -The Animal! What, you bring em back to life? Nardwuar -GG Allin intro Uzi -🎵Island!🎵 Damn, he has real warms, Are these warms or maggots? Nardwuar -Or poop! Uzi -In the poop Nardwuar -Baaboom. Well, I was curious, what happened to the other GG Allin bobble-head that I gave you in 2016? Do you remember that? Uzi -As if GG Allin would say: "The world would never know". Nardwuar -But you are in Vancouver British Columbia, Canada and this right here is a GG Allin poster from Vancouver British Columbia, Canada! When GG played "The Cool Elephant" in 1992, notice what is says right there, "Was arrested"! Uzi -Why do y'all, y'all, so y'all love GG Allin out here, huh? Nardwuar -But you love GG to! Uzi -Of course! But y'all love him out here, I was... Nardwuar -But he actually did not play here, he said "I'll be back in 1-3 years, sorry" and he died in 1993 and that was 1992 but that's for you! Uzi -He came back reincarnated! Nardwuar -Baboom! Uzi -Me! Nardwuar -That's Little Uzi... Vert! Uzi -Where am I? Nardwuar -In Vancouver British Columbia, Canada but that's for you, Little Uzi, a GG bust and a GG poster! Uzi -Is ecstasy legal here? Nardwuar -I'm not exactly sure of the drug laws in Canada but I do know some Little Uzi lyrics, quote: "Codeine and lot's of... Uzi -Sprite Nardwuar -Got my body feeling... Uzi -Alright!" Nardwuar -Alright! Uzi -Heheee Nardwuar -The Steaktown Anthem? Uzi -Stea... yeah, I still got that tattooed on me, I have that tattooed on my stomach. It's like one of my, not one, my, no it was my, my first video Nardwuar -You were Steaktown Vert then? Uzi -Steaktown Vertical Nardwuar -And Sealab Vertical? Uzi -That was before... R.I.P. Martin, that was the first person I would rap with. Nardwuar -What can you say about that era of Little Uzi? Uzi -Um, that era of Lil Uzi, I was just finding out about everything, like, I don't know, that's when I really was on the computer a lot so I was founding out everything, you know... Nah really, is ecstasy legal out here, bro? 'Cause somebody gave me some ecstasy from the crowd and they said it's legal, and if they are saying it's legal and you're not sure and you're, you are always out here, it might not be ecstasy. Nardwuar -I am more into the posters, you can put that down if you want, that GG Allin Uzi -I will never put this down Nardwuar -We have right for you, a Rob Zombie poster! Uzi -Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! *Looks very proud* Nardwuar -Very impressive! "The Devil's Rejects" Uzi -Alright, so let me tell you something 'bout... Why'd you... Like, first of all, I don't even talk to people unless you ask somebody that I know. Why'd you even pull this out? I really like this movie, but why'd you put this out? I know this from last time you know this so everybody know this, but how you know this? Nardwuar -Well, you are Little Uzi Vert, we have to know it! Uzi -I'm glad I'ma good guy, 'cause if I was under an investigation for somethin', I'd be scared right now. How you know that? They don't even know that, I don't even talk to him 'bout that! Nardwuar -Guns Garcia! Uzi -Yo, he know too much, I can't do this! *Runs off* Nardwuar -Little Uzi Vert in action running away from Nardwuar the Human Serviette, is Little Uzi do you think coming back? Do you think Little Uzi is coming..? Little Uzi! Here is Little Uzi in Vancouver British Columbia, Canada running out of a Pacific Colosseum! We are following Little Uzi Vert out of Pacific Colosseum! Oh, there is Lil.., and there is [?] as well! Little Uzi, how are you doing? Little Uzi, doodooloodoo, Little Uzi, doodooloodoo! Little Uzi, thank you again for coming... Uzi -The ecstasy! Nardwuar -And doodooloodoo? Little Uzi Vert, doodooloodoo? Uzi -Doodoo! Nardwuar -Thank you! Little Uzi Vert leaves... Uzi -You are supposed to be standing still right now. Ready, set, go! Nardwuar -*Stands still* Nardwuar, nardwuar Nardwuar, nardwuar Nardwuar, nardwuar Nardwuar, nardwuar Nardwuar!
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