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He Only Comes Once A Year
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Kevin Bloody Wilson
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He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney, He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope, And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year. Can't even get it up, the muscle's missin' in the middle, It's just a useless piece'a gristle, danglin' from his gut, Or he's just too f*ckin' drunk, to make his sausage sizzle, And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year. He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney, He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope, And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year. Most times he's just too drunk, or just too f*ckin' lazy, He don't suspect them babies as someone else's kids,But if it weren't for his mates, servicin' her daily His ol' lady'd go crazy 'cause he only comes once a year. He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney, He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope, And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year. Yeah he only comes once a year, it may as well be down the chimney, He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope, And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year. He's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year. Yeah he's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year.
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