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Shaggy vs. Crazy Dave
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Ihaksi
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Animation vs. Anything Shaggy Vs Crazy Dave Draw! It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane And listen because this neighbor ain’t spitting peas! Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?) Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts! Everyone can tell this Shroom-head is a zero! (He’s a 0!) I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack! (Freeze!) I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie! Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural; You’re just showing off rich white crafting! Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists Guess that’s what the point of the mask is! I’ve been known to help lazy neighbors in my town, but right now I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW! Ditch the pot, or maybe try one on your head Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds! Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen! Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat Like, your appet**e’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T! (Rhehe!) You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees! Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ! Take your half-a**ed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!” Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct, man, are you challenging me? I think you’ve made your point, you’ve got enough cash Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the f**k asked?! If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but Jinkies! Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies! Listen, Stinky, all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China! All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies But I watched more than one episode, why? ‘Cuz I’m CRAZY! Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine! Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away! Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror Got damage like Gargantuars Hannah-Bar-Bearer! Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction And I’m dancing on your grave, like you did Michael Jackson. (Rhehe!)
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