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Curly Fries
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I Fucked a Turkey
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Oh, oh, oh yes, can you read me? I would like to eat that pu**y like I'm gonna eat meat Make a pu**y-lasagne, can you please speak? Calling me a pescatarian? I'll make a fish queef I'm the best of the best, I like to cook a lot F**k your sister and your mum in the same bed, so what You gonna do? I'm making home noodles I'd love a takeaway so much I'd love to f**k a poodle, dawg Man, I'm in my element, I opt to f**king pan-on Screw noodles or dumplings, I'm gonna cook something pink It's a thing, oh sh*t, I missed the link Whiskey's for pussies, I need a real drink Let me speed it up, double time Gonna make a rhyme about making curly fries Your a** is mine before I pound it from behind F**k home movies, I'm gonna light a doobie Puff a Philly blunt before I'm wrapping up a loosie Sprinkle in some crystal meth because I like the blue sh*t Go ahead and crack a light because I'd like to brew this Call me "LazyTown" because my cooking skill's the best My epic recipe resides in Stephanie's breasts Slurping up some pu**y all for that flavour, I'd Like to taste some pu**y because pu**y is my favourite F**k d**ks, 'cause that's what pu**y does See, I'm not gay, a gay wouldn't suck a pu**y off I keep talking 'bout pu**y, see, I'm not trying to hide something I wouldn't lie to someone who wouldn't even try the thing Open up a MacBook, I'm tryna to get a recipe See, I don't know how to cook when I don't have the expertise I try to distance myself from my own family I grab a cookbook for making me a mac' and cheese Amputees anger me, why don't you have any knees? I guess it isn't fair to judge someone off their looks Well, oh well, I'll have to get a cookbook So I can find the main purpose of the look I'm really trying to find that f**k (Oh) It's what I get for making a track with many rhymes Once I've done this track I'd like to put it aside See, I've got to finish it like I end my life With a wet bowl of sh*tty curly fries
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