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I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you...

Let's have a toast for the d*****bags
Let's have a toast for the a**holes
Let's have a toast for the sc*mbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the j*rk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

I'm not a perfect person
I sent this b*t*h a picture of my d**k
But I'll continue learning
But I'm not too good at that sh*t
So I have to say I'm so gifted at finding
What I don't like the most
I just want you to know
(Bell jingle)
So I think it's time for us to have toast
(Toaster clicking)
I found a reason for ree
To change who I used to ree
A rere to start over new
And the a**hole is you

I wish that I could take a picture of my d**k
I don't know what it is, it's doo-doo
(Distant fart)
Sh*t
I'm a perfect person
I wish that I could hurt you
(Screaming, stabbing sound)
Run away as fast as you can

24/7, 365, pee stays on my mind
I-I-I-I did it
Alright, alright I admit it
I found a reason for pee
I found a reason to show my d**k
Knock it off
Pee-pee, chop it off
(Stabbing sound, low-pitched screaming)
Let's talk over my d**k
Knock it off
24/7, 365, pu**y stays on my mind
I-I-I-I did it
Alright--
Alright (x40)
(Stabbing sound, high-pitched screaming)
Knock it off

[Reversed fart sound]

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