Correction Lyrics What did I do Wrong? by GingerPale

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*Sips drink*
*Ah*
Why am I getting chased?
Uh, you're guess is as good as mine
I couldn't have done anything wrong, I'm a good boy
What did I even do this week?

Jaywalked down the street one time
I found a movie for free online
I left a store and forgot to pay
I burned my grill and I walked away
Hit some kids at a lemonade stand
Then I did a cool tag with a spray can
Punched a guy and I kicked his kid
Took a pee and I made a sh*t, in public

Went to a bar and I had a good time
I re-arranged the Dairy Queen sign
I climbed a school and I fell down
I punched a carny, I'm scared of clowns
I stole candy from a baby
Then I entered a door before a lady
Made 20 bucks and I didn't pay tax
Told my girlfriend to relax
Practiced witchcraft, made a brew
But it's not 1692
I set up a table for a ball and a cup
But it was rigged, so everybody pay up
I set afire to a peg-legged man
And apparently, that's illegal
I wrote a poem that didn't rhyme
Why have I caused so much...mischief?

Shoplifting, negligence, a bit of vehicular manslaughter
It's not too bad
Maybe a few things, but some of these laws seem a little unnecessary, y'know?
Applied in a little bit of a subjective way, I'd say
That guy in that picture?
You can't prove that was me

Siphoned all my neighbor's gas
I took a puff and I didn't pass
Felt alone, so I raised a rat
Alberta dealt with him real fast
My friend walked by and I didn't say hi
Hey what gives?
I hate that guy
Opened up some rando's mail
Got a skateboard, so I grinded a rail
I know that the world is flat
I don't see anything wrong with that
Went to Walmart and bought a gun
Gave it to a kid and said, "Have fun!"

I'm a good boy, I'm self-isolated
Now that I think about it, that guy kind of looks like me
Guys, come on, it was a Nerf gun, calm down
Okay, I punched a carny, but he swung first
Please stop chasing me
It wasn't murder, it was an accident

*cough* *cough* *gasp* *cough*
Sir, we got a couple questions for you
Hey, I didn't do nothing
Public indecency? You guys are naked right now
What's, what's up with that?
We thought we saw you drop this wallet back at about, uh, verse 2?
We just want to give it back to you
Oh? Uh, y-yeah, yeah, this is mine
Thank you. *smooch* Buh-bye!

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