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Pennywise vs. Freddy Krueger
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Freshy Kanal
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Rap Battle Pennywise Vs Freddy Krueger Begin! Laying you down to sleep for two decades of your own hell It looks like Wise is lacking luck; let's throw a Penny in the well! It's prime time for a rap battle, b*t*h Dip you into shame down to the bottom of your silk suit Yeah, sticks and stones can break my bones, but words? We both know they kill you So drop this beat on your breath when I beat you to death The makeup on your head will match up with your bed 'Cause my dreams are a threat, while the screams that you get make this spider a joke- it's a meme on the web You ain't hot sh*t like Curry, now you're a Swedish all-you-can-eat dish; bon appetite b*t*h! You'll end up like your first monstrosity Now the f**ker's chairbound; can't stand up like your comedy And here comes... Freddy's... new... nightmare Biggest fear from Bill to Bevvy Your only scare is the bill for new bedsheets Stuck in the '80s; reboot f**ked up You're officially the leader of the Boomer's club! I'll just wait for this fetus to get injured They should replace you with the baby from Freddy Got Fingered! But the nightmares won't be coming back soon; you're out of your airtime- do you want a balloon? You kept up in ruining children 'til Jason mutilated your character Now the question is: who would win here? The Alien? Or the Sexual Predator? Swiss-cheese-lookin' motherf**ker walking on my streets I've always been the king of Derry; you're the Dairy Queen! 'Cause I never was a killer to hop on your boat, dude So you better get high- I make standards float too! You're dated, so listen up You aged and you couldn't stop Your face replicates your plot: a game of connect-the-dots Your rating is severed, flopped; they made like your head and dropped The same as popcorn I brought, you raised, blew up, and p-p-popped! One, two, Freddy's coming for you Three, four, better- My count rounds out to a thousand; you're grouchy Left people howling more about your idiot townies You're not even allowed the best clown flick in the same f**king year your lousy sequel came out in! You're scared of Maturin' and so your M.O.'s eternal You'd sh*t your sewers when you see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! b*t*h! Taking a nap and I got your soul on a hook You're helping me slaughter people by making them read your book! So it looks a little stormy for your sewer orgy You didn't reign before me; I'm the GOAT, you're horny! I'll stick to spreadin' teens over bedsheets, while you're left melting into a puddle; how's that for a wet dream? You're more of a downfall than Maine storms to my main form You're last one turned out like I ate your writers in a brainstorm Go sleeping on these flows I'll have Freddy's battle weapons shredded to Eddie's medicine so he dreams of gazebos! Tongue-twist a butt-kiss like your final girl did It's a multiplayer game when you're in my world, b*t*h! I'd say go cry to your daddy 'fore you eternally rest, but your mailbox couldn't carry the paternity tests! Who won? Who's next? You decide The next rap battle is on the way Fear...
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