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Oh! We Are The Guards (Outtake)
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Dr. Seuss
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Oh! We are the guards Who are terribly, terribly feared Two terrible twins They're a terrible Siamese beard Oh! We are a thing We're a thing you could not call a friend One Siamese beard With a twin with a twin on each end We're vicious and mean We're unkind and unkempt and uncouth We have been that way Since our clearliest earliest youth Each year we get worse For that is the unfortunate trend Of Siamese beards With a twin with a twin on each end Oh! We are the guards Of Terwilliker-illiker's land We're here to make sure That the boys will not get out of hand Don't try to get fresh In the land in the land we defend Or you will get choked By the beard on the twins with a Siamese beard With the terrible twins on each end!
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