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(The Goose is Loose) (Assorted Onomatopoeia) (General f**kery) Yeah Yeah YEAH YEAH YEAH! YEAH!!!! Yeah Ow My girl got an apple bottom so I took her to the orchard Then we go home and she give me c*ck and ball torture She put on a high heel, tell me that it may hurt I wanna say no, but I don't know the safeword! If she don’t stomp on my shaft, I'm finna berate her She rub on my tip wit a wooden cheese grater I'm a CBT Genius, I don’t need Slader Conquering my c*ck, she's a con-qui-stador She got her jaw locked, like shе f**ked Tow-Mater And my d**k squirted rеd juices like a tomato I feel her teeth break the skin when she let her jowls slip Hit my foreskin with a bat, that's a foul tip Now my d**k is like a baseball, it's white and red Girl's eating lettuce, she's biting the head Chillin' in a sauna gettin' sweaty wit a young hoe She and a machete go gung ho on my bunghole She’s goin’ down like Old Yeller She's bitin’ me like Old Yeller! Jumping in her moon boots with my c*ck beneath her Put a paper clip five inches up my urethra Hickory d**kory dock Torture my balls and my c*ck Bite down on the crown and shove glass in the shaft Around the f**kin clock I'm not busting your balls, I'm tryna bust to ball bustin' Iron the wrinkles out my scrotum, wear it to your function I am not aroused by simple plowing or thrustin’ Can't c*m unless you use my balls as a speed punchin' Bag! I promise you that I will not resist ya If you attach wires to my nuts and then use them as resistors Chop my c*ck and shove it in a shark-filled cistern Take a pic of the whole thing and send it to my sister! Chafe chauffeur driving my c*ck crazy My d**k swollen like the lips of Jay-Z Iron grip on my balls like her name Tom Brady Top it off she gives me STDs, about eighty She snort some PCP She and my c*ck go PVP Shoves it in a PVC Circ' me wit a DVD Geez Louise Jesus please She's boutta release the bees! Don't care what it do to me I f**king love that CBT Knick knack Paddywhack Kick me in the ballsack Wring out my c*ck Like a sponge full of cognac Till I c*m black Till she yak black For the Kodak Till my c*ck flat like a flapjack I meet a fine girl and I know I wanna court her We go back to my crib, c*ck and ball torture She beat my sh*t like it owed her money While I sat there thinking this isn't even funny (Nope!) When I'm with this girl I'm never packin' blue balls The only thing she ever gives me is black and blue balls (Pow Pow!) She hit that sh*t like it was a piñata But instead of candy she got a c*m splatta (Splooge!) All this f**kin' is making me sick All she wanna do is cut off my d**k (Chop Chop!) She penetrated my d**k hole with a golf tee And when we were done I couldn't f**king pee She walked away, I thought it was finished But now she got a chainsaw and I can't help but grimace She said, “Scratch mine, and I'll scratch yours” But I didn't think she'd slam my d**k in the door Knick knack Paddywhack Kick me in the ballsack Wring out my c*ck Like a sponge full of cognac Till I c*m black Till she yak black For the Kodak Till my c*ck flat like a flapjack Throwing my nuts like god damn bowling balls Sack look black you can call it Rachel Dolezal Know that 21 is never tricked by a thot But if she into bondage, imma tie the knot, ugh
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