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BBC Buffet
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Hey, hey Can you turn me gay? Grab my balls and play At the BBC Buffet Hey Can you throw it back? Give me that nutsack Booty nice and fat, fat, fat, fat I just need a little d**k in my back now Need a BBC with a side of hashbrowns See a big booty n***a, he get flagged down My d**k like a gun, Imma bust me a whole mag now It's a BBC buffet, lots of dudes, but it's hard to choose Do I want them 5'6 or do I want them 6'2 Do I want a n***a with a flat chest or big boobs? Do I want a n***a who's gon' text me or just send n***s? One... dude in my b*** Two... n***as playin' with my nuts Three... n***as up in my guts Four big black n***as calling me a sl*t It's the BBC Buffet Sit down and grab a plate It's a great place for a date Big d**ks laying all over the motherf**kin' place So one day, me and my boy Tyronе Was sitting at the house, he just gavе me some bone We was starving, both our stomachs letting our a big groan So I searched for a restaurant on my motherf**kin' phone Then I stumbled on the BBC Buffet It got a 5-star rating so it must be great Imma get a 10-incher with a nice slice of cake For a drink, Imma get a chocolate d**k and ball shake So me and Tyrone hopped in the car, we decided we was gonna go to the BBC Buffet When we got there, we looked out the window, there was four big booty, b***-a**-naked black n***as in front of the restaurant guarding the door So, immediately, we knew we chose the right place Tyrone, let's go (*Hee hee!*) Hey, hey Can you turn me gay? Grab my balls and play At the BBC Buffet Hey Can you throw it back? Give me that nutsack Booty nice and fat, fat, fat, fat Door swang open, I'm dripped out in my Timbalands Opened Tyrone's door cause I am a f**king gentleman Greeted at the door by four big guys They said: "Take your clothes off or you cannot go inside" So we listened like the n***a was our master We was racing to see who could get undressed faster We ran through the door, BBC filled our nostrils And then I look over and I see Marcus and Kolossal (*Yo, Kolossal, what is this place?*) It's the perfect place for horny n***as packing cake They will spray you down with frosting right before they have a taste Try the fat wagon over here before I catch a case Horny at the table, then I caught a whiff of Digbar His booty smellin' elegant, his rectum got my d**k hard Kinda was surprised, I didn't think he'd travel this far Look closer at his lips and neighbors rolled it up with d**k stars (Hey, Digbar) Then we performed a little handshake Slappin' up our d**ks, it's kinda hard for me to translate Tyrone lookin' mad at me like I took his damn place But I got him horny when I kissed all on that man face Lookin' for a menu but it wasn't on no paper Then I looked to my left and see a d**k vanilla wafer Light skinned n***a fartin' hella booty vapors Saw the menu on his cheeks, he got cake just like a baker Suddenly, the lights flicked (Oh no, I don't like this) Lil Nas X f**kin' landed on my pipe tip He started twerking on my d**k with a nice split Look at Digbar, he already got his pipe grit Two buff black n***as came up on the cut cut Put us in a glory hole, but they only showed our b***s Then we felt like 50 d**ks in our booty going nuts Then Michael Jackson moonwalked inside the room like "That's enough" (*Hee hee!*) He started kicking n***as in their motherf**kin' nuts He unlocked the glory hole and scooped up all our guts We told Michael "thank you", he ain't give a flying f**k Then he tossed us in the pantry and said "Your d**k is for my lunch" Then after that, me and Digbar was in that motherf**king pantry for days The sh*t started flowing, the p*ss started smelling, it was just, it was a f**king mess Michael Jackson even came in one time, opened up the door, smelled the air "[sniff, sniff] You guys didn't marinate enough yet." Then he just f**king left But then, then something happened: All of a sudden, we hear this f**king explosion! Me and Digbar, we just look at each other, then we look back at the door And in the doorframe of the door is standing somebody there with a long, braided ponytail Then the light flashes on, then all you see is this nice chocolate skin skin, and you got these two, these two Milk Dud b***cheeks Then he turned around and he just started twerking like crazy! And then it's like, booty sweat dripping down and spraying everywhere like a sprinkler, me and Digbar catching it in our mouth (Hee hee!) So he turns back around, we see who it is: It's Lil Nas X He's just standing there with this pole in his hand, it seemed like it came out of f**king nowhere! So he walks over to Digbar, leans in and whispers in his ear Now, I don't know what he said, but Digbar got this look on his face Then Michael Jackson just busts in the room, he's double-wielding Tyrone and Marcus's cake and he's screaming at us! "Don't go to Bangbros Capital! Don't go to Bangbros Capital!" So Lil Nas X turns around, his pole starts lighting up, and it just shoots into the roof, comes back down the other side of Michael Jackson, and gets to wailing on him with his a**cheeks He takes his a**cheeks, grips Michael Jackson by the neck and just snaps his sh*t He killed Michael Jackson... again He just winks at us, looks at Digbar, and he mouths "You know what to do." Then his pole just shoots into the sky and he disappears What could this mean?
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