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Grinch
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Dax
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First off, f**k Santa Claus He ain't never done sh*t for a n***a like me People been hating on me since I was like three Just because I was different and my skin was light green Hating and spreading rumors all over IG I see them coming for everything that I be Trolling hard and making fun of my teeth My skin, my hair, and the f**king way that I speak (LexNour) Was the night before Christmas, all through the house I sat in my room alone with no spouse Scrolling my phone, comparing myself To people who don’t put no food in my mouth Who looking around, j*rking off To Bella Thorne's OnlyFans account ("Aah-aah-aah!") While scheming the system and faking dеpression So I can get rich just to double my clout I’m tirеd of Christmas, I don’t want a present Can’t wait for the future, I’m done the past I’m f**king up Santa on sight if I see him I’m punching his belly and kicking his ass Rudolph can get it, that red on his nose 'a get Put on his head if he’s talking that trash Döner and Blitzen then Prancer and Vixen And Comet and Cupid and Dasher and Dance, uh! Santa gon’ think I’m a psycho I’m dunking these cookies like Michael I’m f**king Ms. Claus, then I’m posting the vid So your ho-ho-ho is viral ("Aah-aah!") Life is a vicious cycle Karma comes around and bites you This for everybody who was mean And bullied me down in Whoville back in high school Listen, I’m not ugly, it’s acquired taste My hams greens with the eggs and steak I max out on my dog I’m scamming unemployment out in several states I drive stick, I don’t need a sleigh Need no hooks, 'cause I’ve mastered bait (Uh!) I’m so good, even Santa plays this song on Christmas I’m the Grinch! No hands when I’m taking a p*ss No condom when I’m f**king ya b*t*h In and out like the burger, I'm saucing the patty so buns on my d**k a stick I don’t need fire to heat to my crib You dumb f**k, I’m already lit And the only time you’ll ever rap better Is when you're wrapping Christmas gifts I wanna know if you're naughty or nice I bet you pray on the downfall of others like me Whenever you sleep at night f**k this society Everyone acts like they’re perfect while judging another’s life You don’t qualify To judge on what is wrong From right, you're not God! Oh, my God! I’m 'bout to throw massive fit A punch, I don’t care if you’re a pacifist I’ll pass this fist like a perfect Steve Nash pass assist You straight ass, all you pass is gas And if you do the math You’ll never be half of half what my active is I’m captaining you cap that's a asterisks To say you should never try to be an activist (Yeah!) Let me explain my pain and why I’m going insane And why your negative energy’s penetrating my brain I got a fetish for dead-ish, I’ll JJ Reddish your face For speaking plethoric rhetoric on a veterans name Don’t ever speak on my green unless it's money I've made And if you do it ag-g-gain, I'ma k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kick in your face Then take my bodybuilder body run and pick the pace Back to my cave, up the mountain, where I’ll kick up my legs I know you’re sick of how I innovate Santa has been jealous, looking for ways to eliminate You can suck this- STD if you abbreviate Deviate, abracadabra, you keep on talking, you’ll disintegrate Time to sing the great Chimney-sliding milk cookie diving sleigh Driving elf and high-fiving jolly fat smiling guy That rides private without no license G-R-I-N-C-H I’m all green, not clean, spray me with Lysol I’m depressed, that’s okay I take drugs to pick me up like ground balls You can tell by my I eyeballs I self loath so much I might call 1-800-GOT-JUNK And tell them I think I'm suicidal And if they don’t pick up I’ll kill myself and then I'll go viral Then tell God we need a Grinch chapter In next years New Age Bible Then get spiteful Look at Earth and see all of my haters living life, so Seek revival And kill them and all their friends on my arrival! And once I arrive You should pray I decide not to come for your neck Do not be cordial and smile in face You’re a snake, and I've heard all the lies that you’ve spread Do not say sorry or act like you made a mistake And pretend that you want to be friends 'Cause now it’s too late and the sh*t that you’ve said Are the words that have driven me over the edge Now I see red Now I see bullets in unison traveling straight to your head Now I see people in pain Their emotions are withering, hanging on just by a thread You should of left me alone The unknown was the thrill you were searching for, but now, instead I’m lyrically piercing your flesh for that thrill, and I’ll do it again and again and again Look in the mirror, there is no reflection 'Cause you’re getting sick You hate on everyone You selfish narcissistic f**king prick! You’ve destroyed me with your words I might just cut off both your lips And then go trans and cut my sh*t If it means you’ll get off my d**k! Even the nicest people have their limits... Play stupid games... And win stupid prizes... Merry Christmas
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