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This song is not music It's a car in my ears It's a frying patty flabby sweaty Odor in the streets And I'm crying on the ground For hell is not profound enough To be Walking alone on a sunny Monday night Walking alone on a sunny, snowing night And my growing pains are alright (Vicious screaming and grass blade noises for 37 minutes) (Suddenly interrupted by 5 Italian men with screwdrivers) We are here to gift the planet A new born frog And sitting on the frog is a 50-ton explosive And after that, a measly rat Came to attack the flying box It had chicken pox (Get f**ked by a snake, get f**ked by a snakey snake) THIS IS THE LAND OF THE GREEN FRIES STOLEN FROM RONALD MCDONALD'SASS HAIR DUNGEONON THE EAST SIDE OF THE WEST SIDE OF THE EAST AND ALL WE KNOW IS IT'S TIME TO READ THE TIME BUT I CAN'T I'M BLIND (B-L-I-N-D) (Thе screaming returns, but this time it's autotunеd to the key of ه̷̡̧̲͉̖̳̻͖̩̥͙̯̔̀͐͑̀͛͆͗͋̿͑͆̄̍̂̒̉͠ͅ) (The Italian men are now dead and can no longer interrupt the great sacrifice of Steve) (Japanese whistle farting starts to rumble) I am Steve Greatness fears me And my magnum, massive, gigantic, humongous Fred is the name Of the car my father gave to me When I was -32 years old And now I'm soaring away To find a kite with skunky spray All over it and smells like Fancy f**king sh*t So if you look me in my forehead YOU WILL BE DEAD And I will laugh about the monkey Inside Your left esophagus (Look out, he's gotta a monkey gun maker OOO) (Instrumental break for 3 bars until a car crash plays over JFK's execution in reverse) (Steve's arch rival Steve arrives with Steve, his wife) Steve! Is that Steve? No it's Steve and Steve, getting ready to do a STEVE OH f**k That's kill the Steve-ivesre Okay well have fun with that I've gotta a tenis appointment at 5:30 for my bongo-candle Where is the sun?? It's gone, my love We found the crystal in his ass Ok? Where is Jake? WHAT THE f**k IS A JAKE? Oh, uh, pee Nice (This is hurting my veins to read) The final chapter: Creamy Laughter Futuristic trapezoids and fruity captors Steve is about to execute his WifeeeeeeEEEEEEEe Oh no! Please don't kill me! I've had much to much fun inside your scrotum! You what? What do you mean? In my scrotum? How the f**k would even fit inside there? YOU LIARRRRRRR (Swords clashing and gorillas making burgers) (Tempo switches to 3/4 with metal guitars and the sound of bananas being stabbed by Canadians with severed finger-lips) I AM THE SKELETON HEAR ME ROAR I AM THE SKELETON HEAR ME POUR A GLASS OF WHISKEY ON YOUR DOG AND I WILL LOVE HIM IN THIS SONG AND ONLY THIS SONG CAN CURE MY STAGE FOUR TERMINAL LIGMA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Gunshot) My vengeance... This is my end I will find the power source of lettuce And inhale it through my skin pores (The song climaxes as the sound of exploding cheeze-itz, washing machine's filled with blood and cheerios, 6 woman speaking fluent words in some language, and the ear deafening sound of bunny rabbit labor play in the right speaker, while Minecraft porn plays in the left speaker) (The song fades out while Jon Travolta whispers about American Airlines and oral STDs for 24 minutes, before choking on an exhaust pipe's pet cow named Jeff) (I have arisen, my snail) (Soda)
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